Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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I_am_original 1
Wooow. Bring a different girl on the trip, if you can find one she cannot stand or has accused you of cheating on her with that would be ideal. You two dated for three years, friendship after a breakup like that isnt possible so dont worry about that
chenzo_bits89 0
take a new girl bro (;
erinluvsu 1
Take one of your gooodd friends like o e of your buddies. Dont take that girl who just dissed you and now says shell still go on te trip with ypu. Obvi shes using you. Wow. Dont take her
RogueWarrior869 23
You arranged the trip so you don't have to take her. I say take someone else and try to have a good time, at least. Honestly, pulling that kind of bitch move, I doubt she'll want to be friends after the trip, anyway.
Pipiopi 0
take someone else
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I would take her... but then I would also go out and bring home a different hot girl every night then bang her brains out, while my ex listens in the next room. I know two wrongs don't make a right but payback feels so good when its truly warrented. Please make sure you have protection, though.
newburton13 26
Tell her to go **** herself and take someone else. Take one of your friends or something. Or find another, hotter girl.
Wiitigo 1
Ok so what you do is plan the whole trip taking someone else and just forget to tell her till you get to the boat or gate to fly there. "Oh didn't I tell you I was taking someone else?" That way she's all pack and no where to go.
jacob9610 7
F that take someone else
panther_73 7
Can you change the name? Take someone else