Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
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Top comments
igive 29
The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.
dragonstrike94 8
No he was not at all thinking yolo
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Comments (144)
HighGTurn 12
That wasp has your back man.
bmboente15 0
Maybe this is a sign to get an exterminator if you start to see them commonly :/ (hopefully you have the cash)
KunoKanashimi 3
Actually, I'm fairly certain OP needs to set their house on fire.
Herculesninja27 5
Should have acted like the ant bully haha
igive 29
That kid was an asshole.
makenna2011 6
not something to read before going to bed O.o
yuzuhere 21
Now all the bed sheets feel itchy! D:
justhadtosaytht 0
I'm in bed right now. And my back is itchy D:
Bekeliyr 10
One less spider yo worry about.
scruffy_janitor5 1
Pack up and burn the house down. It's the only logical thing to do.
vexx32 5
make sure to target those pesky insects with thy trusty flamethrower!
mattiscg 22
amen bro.....burn baby burn!!!!
LuminousKing 7
Exterminator!
rcgirl2 11
The same thing happened to me. Except for the wasp part. There was a spider in my bed and it was long, big, and squished. It was creepy.
Snackycake 20
To wake up to that, it's like a nightmare and a mind **** fused together!
laden_swallow09 35
Sounds like The Godfather to me.
Senseless_487 29
The wasp was sending a message to you. Watch your back; you might be next...
Xythenol 6
Nah. I'm sure that was just his way of paying rent.
shananiganizer 0
Umm spiders an arachnid not insect.
lexiieeex3 32
She didn't call it an insect. Get your facts straight before you attempt to correct people. Or read more carefully.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Probably just thought bug = insect. It is the first thing to come to mind :s