Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
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igive 29
The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.
dragonstrike94 8
No he was not at all thinking yolo
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Comments (144)
emoshadow47 9
How in the hell dors one wasp do that
StarEatingDemon 9
If I saw that then I would have shit myself twice.
Jadian 4
So how many of you immediately looked at where the OP posted from to see if they live in Australia?
row74 7
True Fact: The average human will eat 7 spiders in their sleep throughout their life.
HeartOfLead 24
And so it was... OP never slept again. And the wasp went on to start a spider hunting company that later became a success. And a war later started between the wasps and the activists spider who were the killing of their kind. And during the course of the war over 7 million innocent civilians (mostly human) were killed horribly. And war, war never changes...
cordelay98 10
I would've burst into tears at first.....You're very brave
matthewmurrayjr 2
Welp, looks as if I'm not going to be getting any sleep tonight.
tigers803 0
I think you need to be concerned that they are living in your house... and do something about it.
daps29 11
Haven't u seen the "amazing wasp vs huge spider"?
purplegold 19
I'm surprised you aren't worried about the possibility of other weird things crawling in your bed