lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Milford, United States
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Anonymous
Higginsville, United States
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Linds
Monday morning sucks
Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Magaña.i.am
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Anonymous
Bend, United States
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Anonymous
Mamoudzou, Mayotte
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Dipping Tired
Brooklyn, United States
Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
Carolyn
It's toasted
Today, I opened the preheated oven to discover the chicken casserole I made last week is now sludge. The freshly toasted maggots are scattered all over the oven. I took the casserole out, but didn't have my glasses on to see the maggots before placing the pan of biscuits inside. FML
Top comments
cheesebond 29
Some people would pay extra for more protein. Congrats yours was free.
LostSoul 20
This is why I always look at my food before eating. Also, never eat in the dark.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (7)
Ashamed_Sister 60
Bon appetit, and always keep in mind what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
cheesebond 29
Some people would pay extra for more protein. Congrats yours was free.
thehaystackerine 20
you put ketchup on sausage?
LostSoul 20
This is why I always look at my food before eating. Also, never eat in the dark.
Sinshine 28
I didn't even know maggots can appear in ketchup
slowhandjp 18
How did they get on your sausage?
reallyokok 5
That’s what you get for putting ketchup on your sausage.