Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
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Top comments
taracrane1 7
I really hope you left the movie and didn't let him to have that satisfaction.
KBeatz 5
As soon as he pulled this stunt you should have left instantly. He is not worth your time, obviously.
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Comments (156)
taracrane1 7
I really hope you left the movie and didn't let him to have that satisfaction.
shayshayshazam 14
No kidding! What a loser.
blaackandprouud 20
That would be when I promptly walk up to him, bitch slap the back of his head and parade my ass out of there.
brill33 7
Sit with another guy
bmwilliams 7
My thoughts exactly.
supercat23 10
So then she's left the movie, probably having paid for the tickets, so she misses out while he gets to enjoy it...
krewer21 1
That's right. Leave him like he left you. Now I am not the most romantic idiot, but I know better than separating from my date or friends at a movie.
CyborgBanana 12
18 - Be honest, you wouldn't of done that.
Shadowvoid 33
If i was him, i would have given her the seat and sat on the floor near here.
iwantagoat579 7
I know that I get sick if I sit in the front, but what the guy did was just plain rude. Maybe if he explained why he couldn't sit in the front it wouldn't be so bad..?
doctorhook86 25
126: It's rude for sure, but I'm still wondering if the guy was a jerk on purpose or if he was just socially inept that day.
ATSViper 15
#99, read #18 name. I bet she would have done it.
blaackandprouud 20
99- u better believe I would.
ElGrandeNacho 3
LMFAO....black people do go wild when the movie theatre gets packed
Jamialia 5
So when you say date, you mean going to a movie with a friend? Because dates, they sit together.
Xythenol 6
I don't see the word "date" anywhere in this FML. But whether it was or not, that was a real dick move of him to pull. He should've stopped being such a big baby and sat in the front with the person he went to the movies with.
iloveandy143 7
As far as I know, friends sit together too...
chyeneee 3
That's kind of the whole point of the FML...
onlychildFTW 34
I sit with my friends when we go to the movies. I also sit with my date when we go to the movies. Doesn't matter how good or bad the seats are. It's what people do when you go to the movie with them. I hope you left and didn't bother talking to him again.
KiddNYC1O 22
Why was 47 thumbed down. 47 was replying to #2.
cuppycakeslove 20
You could've sat on his lap. (; Just kidding, he should've been a gentleman and sat with you.
AbstraktThoughts 13
It's because of douche bags like him who make douchebaggery a stereotype for men >:[ I promise we're not all bad ladies! And yes, I am forever lonely .__.
123josie123 11
^pfhew! I'm glad that you're not a bad lady.
animal50199 10
LOL
license2chill 5
I had the exact same thought, let her sit on my lap or some other way to share the seat. I would rather not watch the movies at all than leaving my date somewhere. Or just go exchange the tickets for a later showing and play some arcade while waiting. All in all, that guy is a douchebag.
KBeatz 5
As soon as he pulled this stunt you should have left instantly. He is not worth your time, obviously.
dude1122332 9
Perhaps. Another glass, Mr.Beatz?
KBeatz 5
Thank you for the offer. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
LegraMR 1
If she'd already payed for the movie and she wanted to see it, I would've stayed too, but left him there without saying bye.
license2chill 5
Watching movie in front seats is damn torture, I would rather come back another time
strawberrywine22 30
Wow. I really hope he paid, and that you left without giving him the smallest acknowledgment!!
alycion 39
Even if I paideia way I would have left without a word. A price of a movie ticket isn't worth it.
Arrawyn 12
He's relationship worthy...
rocketiquette 20
Pretty sure this was sarcasm, folks. See the ellipsis? Totes sarcasm.
justjazzmyn 3
i know i'll get downvoted for this, but i absolutely love your hair. lol.
Thorzix 23
funny how you thought you'd get downvoted, but got upvoted instead
Wolflink289 10
Moments like these, are when you really should wish you had a real life Gary's Mod physics gun. Simply freeze your date, move them to the front, enlarge their head, and unfreeze them.
norotors 16
How about a portal gun?
doctorhook86 25
29: Portal gun would rock until you get stuck in an infinite loop and can't escape without falling to your death or crashing into a wall at terminal velocity.
krylonpony 3
Meh I'd just get a crowbar and go Gordon freeman on that date. Only to decapitate though. Plus it would be a much better show then the movie.
22cute 17
*than
YourEvilHero 12
you probably both could have gotten a refund for a later showing. could have suggested that
hockeyoceancity 13
Pretty sure they didn't make you late so no, they won't.
MistaKrista 8
Most theaters have signs that say "No refunds".
alycion 39
Refunds no but some will do exchanges. It never hurts to ask.
zandalee 20
Wow. That was so rude. Hope you left.
ifoundalaska 11
No second date I hope
CoolRainbowdash 15
Sorry to say this,but OP didn't said they didnt went on a date.
mowmowlife 21
Ah, but she didn't say they didn't go on a date. Maybe she considered it a date until he started acting clueless/dirtbaggish.