Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
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igive 29
The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.
dragonstrike94 8
No he was not at all thinking yolo
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Comments (144)
Leslier_fml 4
To me its more disturbing they were on your bed! I hate bugs! They creep me out!
tatteduplette 8
i love how many people get freaked out by bugs theyre about a million times smaller than you *SQUISH!* lmao
TJhudson181 12
Except it can sting, has long spindly legs, and has venom.
AznSamoan52 10
Plus, some of them can kill you. Especially if you're allergic to some of these insects.
stormchaser24 24
Sounds like the bald headed wasp. You got lucky that it didn't attack. Those things are very aggressive and attack for almost nothing. I find it strange that it was in your house after a spider.
krewer21 1
Freak out time for me! 1. Spiders have a purpose, but not in my room. 2. Wasps need not drag their food across my bed.
mrperspire 4
Ahh nature
skyeyez9 25
I found a camel spider in my basement last summer. It was almost as big as my hand. When I smashed it with my shoe, it left a dark grey gooey mess on the carpet.
A7X_LoVeee 10
WHAT!!!! I thought they weren't in the US? **** :(
skyeyez9 25
My husband was recently back from a deployment. The only thing I can think of is one snuck in with his belongings.
lelo007 11
Bless your heart.. My logic would have been to take a flame thrower to it. Sadly, that's not over-exaggeration.
BubbleGrunge 18
Am I the only one more terrified of the evil wasp in OPs bed than the dead spider? Not all spiders will bite you and not all are poisonous. Wasp, on the only hand, are only around for one thing! Stinging the **** out of you for none other than their own satisfaction!!!
amumara 2
I have to agree I hate wasps I'd be running and calling someone for help if I saw a wasp in my room they scare me more than anything
linkinpark98 24
Well, time to get the gasoline! *takes a pack of matches out of pocket*
inomyabc 5
Lol you're ******... Wasps use the spiders body as a nest for their eggs, so when the eggs hatch, they eat the spider inside out.
aduren1 5
Spider vs Wasp = Wasp the Winner. Now we know.