Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
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igive 29
The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.
dragonstrike94 8
No he was not at all thinking yolo
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Comments (144)
Revan501 15
First !!! Fml
Boob_fml 6
Douche
Revan501 15
Sorry people /: I wanted to change the comment but I couldn't.
Zya_fml 8
You seem to have taken all the time and effort you could to type that comment.
westcoastkp 13
that's awesome. that wasp owned!
doctorhook86 25
I personally like wasps; they kill other bugs and they don't sting me.
ali671 1
He was obviously thinking YOLO
dragonstrike94 8
No he was not at all thinking yolo
elletex 8
21, don't. Please.
Meowingtons500 18
Oh, you said yolo on FML? You must be new here. As for you OP, I wouldn't panic, and quickly invite Billy the Exterminator over.
AugustBurnsToast 14
It so DID own! This fml made me shiver though. Spiders and bees both creep me out majorly.
Rommel1942 9
21- YOLO... Such a retarded concept. I hear way too meant people using that as an excuse to do absolutely retarded shit. Like cheat on ur bf. I said that because yes from what I've noticed it's mostly girls. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think I am. As for the FML... I think a bug exterminator is in order :D
daddyluiigi 3
Call bob bugs be gone
TwitchingNebula 17
This is actually something really cool to witness in nature. You really don't see something like this very often, especially if you don't live in a desert. Granted, it would be much cooler if it didn't happen in the house, but pretty cool nonetheless.
starburst7596 14
60- my guy friends go "yoloing" all the time. (auto-correct changed yoloing to tooling). I only know one girl that says yolo the rest are all boys.
westcoastkp 13
why am I getting thumbed down when a guy said the same thing and gets thumbed up? -_-
MassaKerr 9
I think OP just missed an ultimate showdown
igive 29
The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.
TrueTriage 16
Just wasps that could build a nest and are apparently more dangerous. What's to worry about!
blaackandprouud 20
I think I would grab my jetpack and GTFO.
xcrazymonkey32x 0
All aboard the nope train to ****-that-shitville
wonderfullyodd 2
According to some scientists, you're never more than 3ft away from a spider at any time :|
Renesaga 8
85 - **** some scientists. What about when I'm skydiving?
justhadtosaytht 0
54- nothing to do here ._.
suzy6293 3
I would be worried about a wasp just walking around your bed getting some lunch 0.o
brandon3747 16
Time for a big old bug check
Inediblepeaches 15
OP already *knows* there are bugs. The problem is how to get rid of them... Reddit has told us that fire is the only option, so OP, you should douse your whole house and yourself on fire and light it up :3
AssassinsCRB 0
I think you mean douse in oil, then light it up. Not douse in fire, then light it up..,,
Inediblepeaches 15
Whoops, I derped >.< You understand what I meant though
YoYoYo20_21_22 2
Yeesh that's nasty. Freakin' creepy crawlies.
taliayungdiva 9
I wanna know why youre still in bed looking at the wasp...
kewlkate 9
I don't think you disturb something like that. You either get the friendly household wasp to continue saving you from giant spiders that WILL reproduce; or, by moving, you would tick off the wasp and become his next target. I'd stick with letting the wasp be until he's gone and you can get ahold of some gasoline and a match to light the place up.
s0m3guy2010 21
One down, one to go. I think the only logical way to kill the wasp is to let in an even larger bug.
s0m3guy2010 21
Like Mothra.
sisterjameela 7
No what op needs is Chuck Norris
wonderfullyodd 2
Camel spider!
Zya_fml 8
Thank the wasp for getting rid of that yucky spider!
DobGriffen 8
Wasp = Dovahkiin
Zachthejoker 10
No, just… no.
strawberrywine22 30
I'd say it's time to call an exterminator. Personally I'd call ten of them, just to be on the safe side!!
Zya_fml 8
OP only saw 1 wasp carrying 1 spider...I don't think an exterminator is necessary just yet...
mystashisgone 6
I wasn't there but it could have been a mud dauber. They are a type of waspe that usually don't attack humans unless really provoked and their number one prey are spiders...again I am not there to identify but try Google. That may help. They are a waspe and look like one but different color. I live in an area where they both live in harmony so to speak just mostly mud daubers live in areas that I would be in and they have never bothered me minus the one or two spider kills I've seen. But have never attacked. Kill it if it bothers u to sleep in the same room but an exterminator may be too hasty... Good luck!
Khariau 8
15: blady cow-boy !