Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, after going on a fly-killing spree all around my house, I had the most ridiculous nightmare where I was terrorized by a fly that looked like it was having a seizure whenever it was flying. When it landed on my arm, I woke up and felt a strange sensation on my arm. Great, I didn't want to sleep anyway. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML
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Top comments
CallMeMask 23
FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..
TerraShadow 18
Kill it with fire!!!
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Gamer_Moonbutt 5
1st :3
CallMeMask 23
FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..
xxrogerthatxx 19
Put a cup with something sweet/sugary in your room, coop the cup, and inevitably the fly would go in. Just cover it quickly!
WinterBlue42 22
I don't think the OP mentioned it being a fly. . What if it is some sort of large beetle. .? FYL. Burn your room. Didn't need a room anyway.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
No room? No problem.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
Way to make them feel better
DarthBatman 8
Rooms are too mainstream anyways
igottafeelingxo 9
I had that happen too. It was a fly and it got stuck in my ear.. Talk about terrifying..
FML_Elle 17
Wrap yourself in a blanket and run out of the room while yelling a warrior cry. Blankets can withstand anything and cannot be infiltrated.
TerraShadow 18
Kill it with fire!!!
1tsmenoah 20
Last person who said that burned their house down
LunarServant 10
DUDE WHO ****** CARES?!?! BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN IF YOU HAVE TO
TerraShadow 18
At least someone agrees with me.
The_4th_Doctor 13
OP needs to find it first!
briggsopposed 8
Maybe turn on your lights?
OysterPearls 33
I suggest turning off all the lights except for in one room. Most flying bugs are attracted to light, so you'll be more likely to find it buzzing around that one.
briggsopposed 8
Yeah but with a light on you can see where the bug is so you can kill it with fire
vairyhagina 11
Turn on the lights and look for it!? Sounds too difficult, better just post it on FML...
oKap1 15
Open the windows and hope that it flies out.
cakefete2 31
Not the best idea. Open windows allow for reinforcements to arrive.
TheTacoMan 24
Hopefully it won't crash if your windows are from '97
Mystery_Unsolved 16
That's how you get invaded by nature.
Mads_1234 28
Don't be such a buzzkill, OP. Let it live!
Ninja_Plumber 9
+1 for puns.
BSnapZ 21
An original pun, no less!
evilamoebaattack 20
but OP's got a bee in his bonnet now!
kingkevin2001 9
He must've really bugged you.
warsun 27
You sir need to get #6 to teach you something about puns.....
CockAsian 14
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFEEEEEEE!
Mystery_Unsolved 16
Sounds like you just saw a rabid man-eating animal, not a bug.
Liamj774 36
That's bugs me out too
Onyxdragon 9
Well, time to move.