Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML
Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML
Today, I got home at 2am. It was dark but I heard my fiancé in the kitchen, so I went and kissed her, and grabbed both ass cheeks. Normally this would turn her on, but she screamed and turned on the lights. It was my sister. I groped my sister's ass. Why was she in my house in the dark at 2am? FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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Vesi 30
OK.. not cool responses. What if he walked in on his wife and brother? or best guy friend? You all would be yelling lawyer up, divorce time. Cheating is cheating and he just got demolished by both his wife and sibling. OP, I'm sorry you got hurt. I really hope you can find your way after this and a lady that won't cheat on you with *anyone*.
Plop 17
I believe such scenarios require a step-sister, not an actual sister. Or so I've heard. From friends.
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Brightside86 31
My brain can't even. Would be cool if you could let us know how things turn out.
RichardPencil 32
Wait... Isn't that what "girls' night" means? According to the documentary short films I see on the Internet, this kind of stuff seems de rigeur for "girls' night." Sine qua non, if you will. And if your sister reciprocates for your wife, that takes a lot of pressure off of you.
Plop 17
I think I've watched that documentary. Sadly enough though, it wasn't narrated by David Attenborough.
RichardPencil 32
There are many, many documentary short films of that genre. If you look through many of them, you will surely find at least one narrated by David Attenborough. And if not, the journey was its own reward.
Plop 17
I guess I'll have to take one for the team and watch all of those movies. I hope my sacrifice doesn't go unappreciated.
Silver_helmet 10
Was it about "Deep diving into the Muff" or was it about felines eating other felines ? Either way I need to watch those again.
cuz803 46
This is hard to fathom. Are they best friends? Sometimes best friends...experiment...? Do you consider this cheating?
Jon Tessler 14
did you join them before or after posting this FML?
Plop 17
I believe such scenarios require a step-sister, not an actual sister. Or so I've heard. From friends.
Jon Tessler 14
well he has access to his wife, so it wouldn't be incest, but at that point, ya might as well join in, as opposed to blowing up at them. have your fun as well, then deal with the situation in a calm manner afterwards.
Plop 17
Are you sure they didn't accidentally drop a jar of nacho cheese and your wife had to check that all of it had be removed from your sister's body? You wouldn't want your sister to get a yeast infection, now, would you?
Vesi 30
OK.. not cool responses. What if he walked in on his wife and brother? or best guy friend? You all would be yelling lawyer up, divorce time. Cheating is cheating and he just got demolished by both his wife and sibling. OP, I'm sorry you got hurt. I really hope you can find your way after this and a lady that won't cheat on you with *anyone*.
bobsanction 18
You walked in on your wife cheating AND your sister naked? Talk about a double whammy of nope.
RichardPencil 32
It brings to mind that old show "All In The Family." I thought you caught the Meathead munching the Dingbat, or something like that.
Justin Carpenter 11
must have been a great movie 😂😂
wawa_sxm 15
wow...like who do you cut out first...sister or wife? betrayed by your own blood and a newly wed wife...she just going get worst