Today, I sneezed and pulled every muscle in my lower back. For the third time in two years, after $3000+ in physiotherapy. Round 3, here we come. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
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kfchicken 31
are you sure you're keeping up with your exercise routine? if you are, I would see a specialist Dr. about it AND get a new physiotherapist. if they haven't noticed that you haven't improved after all this time they're probably not good at their job.
HokieJ 10
Sammy Sosa, is that you?
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kfchicken 31
are you sure you're keeping up with your exercise routine? if you are, I would see a specialist Dr. about it AND get a new physiotherapist. if they haven't noticed that you haven't improved after all this time they're probably not good at their job.
HokieJ 10
Sammy Sosa, is that you?
pawesome21 21
Gesundheit!