jenni6488
United Kingdom
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
thebravelittletoaster
United Kingdom
Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Anonymous
United States
Freakout
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
purplexangel
Lubbock, United States
Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML
gofixmyhead
United Kingdom
Student life
Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
bymyself
Depressing
Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
anon
Dublin, United States
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Top comments
Redoxx_fml 22
You sir are a dandy
Pelreskovich 11
That rapscallion of a toaster!
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Comments (94)
Redoxx_fml 22
You sir are a dandy
draegbomb 5
You sir are a vergin
draegbomb 5
Virgin***
gojira666 7
Who cares
justmethough 8
Oh you cheeky thing, criticizing your kitchen appliances.
Superstitious 6
And don't get me started on that rascally blender
baseballplaya5 7
Don't hurt the toasters feelings.
somebody_special 9
like really they make me frozen waffles in the mornin
brown4lifejot 1
I had a feeling OP was from the UK 'cause of 'cheeky' and yes i was thinking 'PHYKIK!!!' wen i proved myself right.
brown4lifejot 1
**psychic
ohSNAPyall 27
After all, it's quite a brave little toaster.
jonn090 13
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bobbyfmaul 2
Cheeky-thing? Would some one please explain?
AssassinsCRB 0
It mean naughty or sneaky more used in the UK.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You should get out more, my friend!
Pelreskovich 11
That rapscallion of a toaster!
jerseyboy732 16
am I the only one who doesn't understand this fml?
salamanderss11 1
I don't get it either
hiloyesno104 6
Same here!
DeathBunny218 37
I think it's because OP spoke to her toaster
GoWithTheFro 10
They're saying that the toaster was "naughty" basically because i
crimsonprodigy 15
So the toaster is naughty for getting hotter, faster than a kettle?
WCARlover 35
British terms are the best! Here in America we just sound stupid most of the time.
Redoxx_fml 22
Speak for yourself
WCARlover 35
I'm just saying a hear a lot of stupid stuff everyday :p not everyone speaks stupidly obviously
rosha267 21
That's why I always keep a thesaurus handy
JurassicHole 5
14- Just because you hear a lot of stupid things everyday, doesn't mean you have the right to lump me and every other American into that category.
koolkat27 13
60 is right. yep.
yupitssoph 18
We have bad reputation as it is. You are not helping.
mk58 31
I used to talk to the fridge all the time before I realized that I needed something that would talk back to me: my Justin Beiber talking toy. Alas, that was before I strangled it.