LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jflac
Brisbane, Australia
Straight to jail
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
nolife
United States
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Hello?
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
lonely loser
Seattle, United States
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Anonymous
Slipping
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United Kingdom
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
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mt21mt 15
I'm going to go ahead and make a few assumptions, based on other women I have met who are like this. 1 - Your ex wasn't actually a stalker. You are simply the type of person who exaggerates things for attention. Just like the type of women who will scream "rape!" when someone accidentally brushes against them in a public place. If someone is/was more interested in you sexually more than you are interested in them, that doesn't make them a stalker. 2 - You weren't actually lonely. If you had thought about it, you had lots of friends and family you could talk to if you wanted to. You only missed playing with someone's head. If he was actually a stalker, then you wouldn't keep leading him on. It sounds like you just missed the attention from someone who used to want you sexually. 3 - You are very conceited, to assume that when you call someone, they should drop what they are doing to entertain you. 4 - I'm going to assume you have mental issues, are a POS, or both.
Dave_Davington 34
Well, shit. Looks like you need to find a new stalker, my friend.
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Dave_Davington 34
Well, shit. Looks like you need to find a new stalker, my friend.
RichardPencil 32
You made it too easy for him. When the prey offers itself to the predator, where’s the fun in that?
mt21mt 15
I'm going to go ahead and make a few assumptions, based on other women I have met who are like this. 1 - Your ex wasn't actually a stalker. You are simply the type of person who exaggerates things for attention. Just like the type of women who will scream "rape!" when someone accidentally brushes against them in a public place. If someone is/was more interested in you sexually more than you are interested in them, that doesn't make them a stalker. 2 - You weren't actually lonely. If you had thought about it, you had lots of friends and family you could talk to if you wanted to. You only missed playing with someone's head. If he was actually a stalker, then you wouldn't keep leading him on. It sounds like you just missed the attention from someone who used to want you sexually. 3 - You are very conceited, to assume that when you call someone, they should drop what they are doing to entertain you. 4 - I'm going to assume you have mental issues, are a POS, or both.
brianna1494 27
I agree with most of what you said, but other than that... uhhh, you okay buddy?
pro_panda_ganda 10
Brilliant!
Lalala579121 28
******' savage.
fatbody 6
preach home slice preach tell these Harlottes the truth
Matt Kesler 16
smh, another one of these. there are more ways than ever now to meet and talk to people. If texting your ex is your only solution to being "lonely" and then coming in here to look for sympathy when he says he is busy, that just makes you lazy.
sketckgamer13 8
well if he was your stalker then why would have him in your contacts let alone contacting him,cause if you do your giving him the attention that he wants.and when you did contact him you would be the only thing on his mind,if i had a stalker i would be ignoring them and blocking them from everything
amarie2009 22
I guess he isn't into you as much as you think he was, get some friends or a new boyfriend, and leave this guy alone.
Wishesyoudead 2
Might I just say clearly your a psych,for someone to beg attention that much they lead there ex boyfriend on and only to get turned away and make you feel "Lonely AF" you deserve much worse than just a few hateful comments.Leading a guy on when your in a relationship isn't cool let alone pretending his a stalker if he really was then you have some next level issues if your willing to bring him back into your life.
fatbody 6
hey you need to hit the gym read a book or just give up on life at this point