Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been super nice to me all day and I was enjoying the attention. At bedtime, he asked me if I was happy, I said yes, he asked if was I happy enough to try butt stuff. I said no, like I do every time he asks for butt stuff. He turned over and went to sleep. So much for being nice. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
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Top comments
Kamon97 23
Maybe he was really tired? :s
EdenCrystal 21
This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction
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Comments (137)
J_Man42 12
Many props to you! Wish my girlfriend would ask me that randomly...
Cookiee04 15
Maybe you're bad at it? Or he was really tired
Pixiecrack 11
You probably aren't doing it right, watch a couple porns then put ur spin on it, put up ur hair in pigtails and definitely watch the teeth, suck like it's your favorite new lollipop, lots of tongue, but be sure to go down deep and pay attention to the entire staff and gently massage the balls ;) ur welcome
dave20012 15
Nicely put
kelseeyo 8
This girl knows her stuff ! :p
thejimler 9
Despite what girls think, guys aren't perpetually horny all the time. Try abstaining for a while to help build up a craving for sex, it's like if you ate pudding all the time it'd feel more like a chore than a treat.
weveallbeenthere 30
what, I think he is insane.
dave20012 15
Damn I wish I had a girlfriend like you. Not too many offer a BJ randomly. Also not many men turn down a BJ then turn over to sleep.
ProudDaddy 7
Fag.
Artyisonfire 3
Maybe he had a small penis?
silverstream20 20
I think I can speak for the majority of men here, when I say that there is no possible way your boyfriend is that tired. However, if it is indeed true, then as someone else said wake him up with a *******. Believe me, he will be grateful.
iloveryan052710 8
well then next time he asks for one just reply the same as he did