Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been super nice to me all day and I was enjoying the attention. At bedtime, he asked me if I was happy, I said yes, he asked if was I happy enough to try butt stuff. I said no, like I do every time he asks for butt stuff. He turned over and went to sleep. So much for being nice. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
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Top comments
Kamon97 23
Maybe he was really tired? :s
EdenCrystal 21
This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction
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Comments (137)
beba117 3
Never heard any guy say no lol
WMFG16 14
pointless fml
MikeyLean 8
What that mouth do!!! *lil duval voice*
Wyatttramantano 11
Damn he rejected he must have gone a week without sleep or something
jessicab72 16
You probably give terrible blow jobs. Never had my husband refuse one.
themetalstickman 19
It may surprise you to learn that guys aren't as sex-crazed as we are portrayed.
Axel5238 29
Agreed, the idea guys are perpetually in the mood or jump at mention of boobs is terrible. My ex was down right creepy I had a sinus infection she knew that and was surprised I didn't feel like sex. Yes, because nothing helps the mood like hacking up balls for phlegm or just after eating. Yes, knocking around the the contents of a full stomach sounds wonderful, even mores when it potentially leads to throwing up.
NyxWrath 20
guys are allowed to say no to a ******* honey, he could have been nicer when saying no.. but give it another go in the morning, ******** can be done at any point of the day, but better when he's in the mood
hey11 1
If he does that one more time, you better break up with him:)
graphicstyle7 17
There's no excuse for that kind of rudeness. Seriously, that's way, way too harsh of a response. Unless there was a fight before that you did not mention, I'd say dump him, because it's not going to get any better if he thinks that is appropriate. Also, what did you do when he said that? I would of raised hell. I'm polite and considerate, I expect it in return.
ostfaiz 18
FYL...whatever d reason is!