Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been super nice to me all day and I was enjoying the attention. At bedtime, he asked me if I was happy, I said yes, he asked if was I happy enough to try butt stuff. I said no, like I do every time he asks for butt stuff. He turned over and went to sleep. So much for being nice. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
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Top comments
Kamon97 23
Maybe he was really tired? :s
EdenCrystal 21
This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction
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Comments (137)
DarthVerona 14
Op, my fiancé randomly wakes up and says mean things. He never remembers it, but he's always rude and snippy. I've gotten that response before. He might not even remember having turned you down. Just talk about it later together. ^_^
FemskyD 26
You must really "suck" at it :)
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
I've never known a guy who would turn down a spontaneous ********. I would do it for my last man up to four times a day when I got to see him in between work and college. I was more than happy to oblige but by the end of it he was spent. Then I'd give him a full body massage and let him take a nap.
swampbaby985 30
Maybe you suck at sucking?
Greg1986 13
Many factors can play into his turning it down, as do when women turn down sex or intimate activities i.e. early morning, really exhausted, already asleep, or might be feeling sick... etc. All of which, plus many more, are valid for anyone.
greencurtains74 11
youre only 19 according to the age you selected on your profile. wait until youve graduated high school. guys sex drives are more satisfied, particularly if they are in committed, satisfying relationships.
Randomhero1331 5
Clearly you're not good at it.
hypnocat_fml 4
I think you both should see other men
Karenezzy 20
You aren't supposed to ask. Just do it!
GrinchFu1 27
There is never a good excuse for saying no to a ********...