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Nanaimo, Canada
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
DELETE! ABORT MISSION!
Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Mondo
United States
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Myorafield
Glenwood, Australia
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
selfesteemboost
Belize
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
lalala_hahaha
France
Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
Top comments
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.
corporatescoundr 25
Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...
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corporatescoundr 25
Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...
howard007 18
Yeah there are a few famous people with that condition too and theyre considered "hot" by the other sex. Don't let it hold you back op
Cass_x 22
There's nothing wrong with it, but a lot of people do treat you like a child when you're a virgin. I'm one myself, and I'm 19 y/o. The majority of people I know aren't virgins anymore, but they all act like they're better than me or something. But anyway, be proud of your virginity! Don't do things you'll regret later on, just because you want to get it over with. For example; I'd rather die a virgin, than give my virginity to a guy who isn't worth it. Your first time has to be special imo, and there are already enough things I regret in life. (Things that are my fault, but also plenty that aren't). I won't let losing my virginity be something I'll regret, I hope you won't either (:
interesting33 37
Harry Styles has four nipples I think - he even points to them in Kiss You
interesting33 37
Jimmy Carr was a virgin until he was 29 I think
blazingshot147 19
Yup, nothing wrong with being a Virgin. I don't know why it's such a big deal to be one at your age in this day and age. I mean like expectancy is getting closer to 100 years old now, so there's no rush.
tdawg91 17
Yep. In another 5 years time when they're counting their total partners, they're going to look at you like a Demi-god and think damn, that person was smart
Cass_x 22
#66, my inner fangirl woke up when I read "Demi-god". Gotta love Percy jackson
cameron6731 13
What's the third nipple? I am serious, I'm just slow learning.
Cass_x 22
I ran out of time to edit my comment. -.- #66, that's what I was thinking too. Imo, it's better to hear that your SO has barely any expierence, than to hear they've slept with 30 people or something. But again, that's just my opinion :)
BirdieCurls 25
@70... it's a nipple.
pbrd 7
I'm also a 19 y/o virgin and I feel the same way. I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels this way.
interesting33 37
It is literally a nipple, not always fully formed I think, that is somewhere on the body for example, the chest.
pipipiyo 12
You know how people generally have two? Well add one more. Bam, third nipple.
bacon_is_life 12
Show her yours
lukian_fml 29
One can't have too many nipples!
MrConcise 35
It's not a nipple, it's a nubbin!
Brandi_Faith 34
^ said by Chandler Bing. It was a Friends reference and I got it 37. As soon as I read 3 nipples I thought of Chandler and his "nubbin"
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.
docphilsman 15
your profile picture is amazing
Jujuboo_3 25
A virgin nipple kinda sounds like a non-alcoholic drink haha
yoursucklives 36
that addition "i have three" made me laugh. anyway, nothing wrong with being a virgin, sex isn't everthing.
1Personation 11
She should know what she is missing out on, since "seeing nippels" is so important to her..
clitoria 15
Definitely not how I thought that was going to end. Nothing wrong with either of those things, though, she's probably a ***** if she thinks that's such a big deal.
chrisseesyou 11
she Is obviously a **** if she thinks being a virgin is a bad thing
MrsPegg 45
I'm thinking she's a virgin herself. Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you haven't ever seen nipples before. Inexperience and/or being naive is really the only excuse I can think of for a girl saying that. Making fun of something so personal is so immature.
HereNReady 13
Friends fan? The source of all Chandler's power....
Jinxsie 27
Except he gave up that power. OP still has a chance!