Anonymous
The blame game
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Anonymous
Happy birthday indeed
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
secret
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ashford, United States
Classic Mom
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
janess
Sorry dad
Today, I forgot my father’s birthday. My father means the world to me, I just have a shit memory. FML
PocketTrash
This guy grudges
Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
sigh
Singapore, Singapore
Lovely
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Anon
San Francisco, United States
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
MeanMother
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
Top comments
mld4657 28
Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!
InfestedCarOwner 15
Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?
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Comments (49)
mld4657 28
Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!
crudeandrudeguy 29
As far as you know...
mld4657 28
O.o good point sir buttttt im not an asshole I wouldn't forget
GhostFox 34
But #1 is a lady, so they would have had to be to be OP's mother? O.o
XxDanno316xX 27
14, I feel like you missed the joke mate :)
mld4657 28
hmm I dont remember having children. well im a crappy parent then
jms1555 15
That's just shitty..
jms1555 15
And happy Birthday by the way!
Moskaaa7 26
A vicious cycle of people being mad at each other!
UncleCaitlyn 21
To get him back put a fake spider on his phone
InfestedCarOwner 15
Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?
ananicosia 28
A bleached asshole
thefmlman2011 37
hahahaha
Scarylizard1798 23
Ah parents
nzhx 23
Happy birthday, OP! I'm sorry it seems to not have gone as nicely as you'd hoped, but I'm sure despite his pride, your father is wishing you a happy one as well
Tejanoswhy 19
Your dad is an asshat but happy birthday
rissamarie 24
Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday OP!