Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
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vicewinner 5
3 years with no sex? She loves you for what you are. So suck it up. She surely regrets her reaction.
Elizabeth Burley 22
If she waited 3 years to have sex with you, im sure your size doesnt matter to her. besides, size doesn't always matter, its what you do with it. so perk up butter cup. it'll be ok
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Comments (10)
DKING123456789 16
Real ****** up but different people have ways of reacting i guess? FYL fr
RichardPencil 32
3 years to have sex? Are you 12? I'm surprised she still wanted to continued. You should have manned up and put it to her with Mighty Mouse.
vicewinner 5
3 years with no sex? She loves you for what you are. So suck it up. She surely regrets her reaction.
Susan Yee 9
At least she didn’t feel disgusted and still want to do it.
uniformed 13
aww sorry to hear about that, tiny. bahahaha
Elizabeth Burley 22
If she waited 3 years to have sex with you, im sure your size doesnt matter to her. besides, size doesn't always matter, its what you do with it. so perk up butter cup. it'll be ok
icalledhisname 12
Time for you to show her size doesn’t matter, because it truly doesn’t. But honestly, I laugh when I’m nervous. After 3 years, I assume she could have been nervous and just had the worst reaction for that kind of moment.
Brightside86 31
Your probably fine, but if you're that worried about it you could always get surgery to give you a couple of inches. Only cost slightly more than implants.