Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML
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Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.
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cottoncandymango 17
Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)
BadApple88 29
Awww that is cute and original
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cottoncandymango 17
Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)
then000bster 16
Dating a lemon isn't too bad (: just pucker up and kiss it.
Caitie_kid 8
That's awesome! I would date him :)
Olympiakos10 15
She should make lemonade and send it to the person who sent them the lemon and write "When you give me lemons, I make you lemonade ;]"
Bano360 25
When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Ambient25 25
For a second I thought this FML said "**ck in a box"...to which I cringed...
iSmellMusic 8
94 - Your comment made ME cringe. And why would you censor the word dick?
Slawter16 24
#94, how the hell did you misread "lemon" as "dick"?
BadApple88 29
Awww that is cute and original
ohcheriecherie 20
I think it would be cuter if it wasn't anonymous. unless the note was from the lemon.
SolarFlare 20
I'm sure it's a creative person, but why did he/she choose the lemon and not another kind of fruit, maybe, granadilla/passion fruit?
ohcheriecherie 20
because that doesn't really even relate to the ancient lemon proverb...
SolarFlare 20
Oh, that makes my comment inappropiate, i didnt know, english isnt my native language. Sorry.
ohSNAPyall 27
It's cool. The idiom is, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." It's about taking a bitter circumstance and making it sweeter.
ermagherdaturdis 26
I would find out who this was and marry them. BEST. STALKER. EVER.
Pstraka6 20
Kinda creepy, but laugh a lil! Who doesn't like a random funny every now and then
kumonsucks 7
Nonono sir you make lemonade. The guy got it wrong. Facepalm
LeafsGuy92 10
^ Ma'am*
Mossears133 15
Everyone is a sir on the Internet.
PinkieKeen 20
83- true. If I said, "Like a Ma'am" instead of "Like a Sir", it wouldn't be as epic
x_the_lancer_x 13
Makes me think of that random person in my class who somehow got my number and started texting me. Except it wasn't so anonymous. These sorts of things are too creepy ._.
hienzburgess 9
Well it's creepy when a person who you didn't even give your number to starts texting you.
Thinkgeek 11
That's adorable!! I hope you find out who sent it.
trollololulz 2
it was the guy next-door.. you know, the one with the telescope.
kamikrazy 6
The astrology major?
Rosebudx 32
You got a free lemon. Sounds like a good day to me!
LithFlavored 10
Aw thats a new one. hope you find out who it is is. Kinda sweet
SystemofaBlink41 27
Don't you mean kinda...(wait for it) sour?
marcranger 29
That is the totally wrong way to ask someone out. Your stalker obviously needed to put dates in the mail.
etishuman22 32
Maybe I could use this on my boyfriend...drop a box of lemons on his doorstep with the note, "When life gives you lemons, we should have sex more."
Obey_StudBoii 23
lol
etishuman22 32
I read your comments in that character's voice and lol every time.
ptoka 20
Whaaaat... Ohhh noooo
al122397 13
I don't think you have a bf your too ugly...
cricketsins 36
#80... You kinda have no room to talk. You look like a pig. A pig who is in highschool and needs to stfu.