Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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theman34 0
damm WTF
Radi0Waves 0
That kid already has so much more game than me.
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rinnychan 2
IT'S LAMBO-SAN.
xwingx 1
LOL.
AnneeSo 6
Hah! I get that reference!
EncryptedEggroll 2
I love this kid!
Radi0Waves 0
That kid already has so much more game than me.
lmaofyl_ 0
lmao aww FYL XD
null_fml 11
Me too man, me too. :(
shoieb9 14
WIN!
breyahna12397 0
Sounds like an upcoming **** star. Lolz. Jk
alemkau 0
i was babysitting a 7 year old boy and he kept sticking his hands down my top and squishing my boobs it was fuckkkkkkedddd i know how you feeel
null_fml 11
You couldn't overpower a 7-year-old? Or stand up?
cocacola999 27
Couldn't... Or wouldn't?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
that's AWESOME. what are your working hours? *cough*
Dukaness 0
LOLOL
Shereen15 0
Sounds like you enjoyed it...
Orome22 0
So I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and she kept reaching down my pants and fondling my penis... Actually that never happened but if it did I would be in prison and a registered sex offender for life. Gotta love those double standards.
sarcdude 3
That was one ******* lucky seven year old.
staymintyfresh 13
i used to babysit a 6 year old...he used to do stuff like this all the time.
Cartain 0
Right at you? Wow, FYL. A little to the side wouldn't have been awkward at all, but RIGHT at you? That's just weird.
BeeSkwaird 0
Yeah, that was definitely a bizarre way of ending the FML.
Bansheethekilla 2
LOL
orph_the_d 5
o.O Coincidence my ass, when it's not YOUR kid you catch blame cuz mommy's little angel would NEVER do something like that unless the mean ol' pervert baby sitter taught him. Find another kid to babysit before you end up a registered sex offender. FYL.
Peroxide 3
He thinks his penis is a light switch??
HeatSeeker 0
#9 - hahahaha the sexual harrasment panda; i watchin South Park rught now lmao