Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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theman34 0
damm WTF
Radi0Waves 0
That kid already has so much more game than me.
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Aisaii 0
lol my 2 1/2 yr old cousin stuck her hands in my shirt and said Boobies?!?. then looked down her shirt and said no boobies! then started crying to her dad saying "daddy me want boobies!". Kids are forever curious it's just up to us to teach them the right thing.
meunknown101 0
Oh my god, this happened to me. 0-o EXCEPT... Worse, my little cousin asked me, it made it all the more awkward, and then he was trying to pull my shirt down... -sighs-
Tatie777 0
Seriously, i am in psychology, and when a young child like that knows that much about sexuality that is a major red flag for sexual abuse. Keep an eye to be sure that the child is safe... this is really scary.
MJs_lover4evr 0
whhhhaaaattt thhhheee f••••••••••••••••••••••?
silvertongue 0
wow that sucks. I didn't know that little boys can get erections.
musiclover4280 0
that is just....WOWZ then again it doesnt really suprise me since so many kids are getting more "mature" when they are younger, but still damn, that kid is gonna one big pervert when he gets older =o
jahwn 12
His parents could use to teach him about boundaries, by six he should know that.
mike72_fml 0
atleast he didnt say "LOOK AT MY TING-TING!"
tnae2 0
that is so screwed up lol
awesome576 0
he wants some haha that's rong