Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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theman34 0
damm WTF
Radi0Waves 0
That kid already has so much more game than me.
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cwark 0
YDI for leading him on.
lusitania_fml 11
Wtf? How was she leading him on?
RagePX 0
Ha ha ! Go back give that stud some boobies :D
weezybaby22 0
umm can six year olds get erections?
QWERTYCommander 5
I got erections when I was 6.
SnickerVonBicker 0
thats when u say: timeout, pull up your pants and go to ur room
hedgehogs 0
Agreed.
CYNNER 0
Wierd. did he actually use the word penis? sounds unlikely since my little brother is 9 and still calls it a thing
Vurban 0
My mom taught me the proper name for my parts from a very early age. I knew it was a penis as soon I was able to say it. Not unlikely at all. I actually knew "testicles" before "balls".
Hexefrau 5
Good parents teach their kids the scientific names for their body parts. Good parents would also tell a six year old that they don't wave their penis around in front of company, and that if they want to examine/play with it when it is "on again", that they do so in the privacy of their own space, such as a bedroom.
life_can_suck21 0
well he could've ther was a 2 year old who was wathching me swim and was talking to me and he said how do you do dat and i said i use my feet to swim and he said this is my pe-ness and his mum heard and said he is just learnin about his body parts so ya the six year old can say it
brianjman14 23
thats disturbing........
Boudewijn 0
Now show dem *******!!
perdix 31
Poor kid. That trick worked for me on our babysitter. Of course, I was 38 at the time. My wife wouldn't hire her again which was too bad, because my daughter really liked her. . . and she made my penis on again.
BeeSkwaird 0
WIN
girlslikeboyz 0
ROFL !!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SeventhFonons 0
And the amazing Perdix amazes us yet again :D
silasandseansfml 0
omg did u do him u so should have showed him ur jugs uri for being selfish I mean come on he showed u his man suck it ( get it ha ) next time show yo jugs
idkweird 0
Trying to read that comment hurt my head. Please, learn English.
BMaC101 0
Lol #68 you're bad. and op I'm sorry for that horny little devil. I've babysitted before and that's happened to me but I am a guy. It's kinda sad since I sent the boy to his room and called his parents right away.