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Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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stronghand0331 17

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

sounds like its time to move out

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pinkrangerx3 0

LOL fail

missmurderx 8

number one made me giggle. xD something similar happened to me, but it was with my little sister because she thought I took her nintendogs. fun fun.

abusyboy93 0

wow fail is way to overused it's not even funny or anything anymore it's just stupid.

dangitsalex 2

Scrabble is some hardcore shit.

SqueakyBootz 0

#12 - Epic fail

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

shit all over her room. take apart her phone & pee on its circuits. an eye for an eye is justifiable in this situation.

retep26 0

ydi for being good at scrabble.

bluebladez 0

Always let a girl win even if there on their periods let lessons be learned.

HandOfClod 0

40- You don't have to let them win. I play them as if they are a man. So what if you get a broken nose? I throw elbows all the ****** time!

Stefany713 0

maybe OP kept on bragging that he/she won. And the friend got really mad Ugh I hate it when people do that.

Stevefett 0

That's okay. Since your roommate is responsible for this she can pay your half of the rent. Wench!!

Mack7273 0

Fail

Princ3ssYuck 0

@14. . . ****** right!

msyelowbubblegum 0

wait thats retarded!! youcant get fired from ur job for being late ONCE!!! u must have been late before which makes u deserve it cuz ur irresponsible!

KiddNYC1O 22

91- maybe op was on probation?

BabyDacey 0

sore loser

allylolll 0

ahurdur. it's called an alarm CLOCK.

raymel 5

love this :)

Ouroboros_fml 0

Dear OP, if ever you see ants in your apartment, here is what needs to happen: A) Use sugar water and maltomeal to get the ants interested in your roommate's room B) Using the same technique, get the ants interested in her purse, her laptop, and her bed (unless she is allergic to their bites, something she will mention once they begin to appear in her room) Ants may not be entirely appropriate, or she may be allergic, thus this revenge would be off limits. you could obstruct her door and window on a vey important work date of hers; give her a 'let's make up and be friends' baked good with mixed sleeping medication and laxitives; go to her workplace, pretend to be a customer, and claimed she outright stole money from you, or did something else she would get fired for; remove most of the stitching on the bottom of her purse; or something along these lines... the idea is to show her she ****** with the wrong person, pull out the big guns, play mean, play dirty, but be discreet, act innocent and oblivious to any potential cause of her problems. Don't get even, collect interest.

MrSassypants 34

I wish this FML kept on going and make me laugh more. like this FML CONTINUED: we played scramble because my ps3 wasn't working. it wasn't working cuz my friend broke it. he broke it cuz he thought I was his girlfriend was cheating with me. he thought that cuz I texted her wassup. I did that cuz I was bored.... Moments later... that happened cuz I was born. I was born cuz my mom and dad got giggity. they did it cuz they were bored. they were bored cuz they didn't have a child so there you have it. FML

Giorgio272 2

whatever the **** your smoking 127 share it around!!

BlaqMetal13 0

Put it this way OP, if you don't have a job, she shouldn't have a home.

blue_eyes4602 0

She did this over scrabble? what's with immature people on fml posts lately? get even op

msyelowbubblegum 0

hahahahhahahahahaha #1 made me ROFLMAO :P

liljeron 0

ydi for playing scrabble instead of ******* her

Thabb 0

141 is an idiot

chocolatemocha 0

Haha if that was me I'd use all your suggestions.

DriDri_fml 0

Oooor... she was really late cause of the alarm clock situation.

TheIrishJaneDoe 9

51: Maybe you're right, but I know from experience that some people are just way too competitive.

xiShawnx 0

someone isn't paying the rent this month!

ilikereadingfml 2

ydi for playing scrabble

christa953 12

LOL scrabble...fun times

tarynshay551 3

haha agreed

golfpro908 0

fourth!

BabyDacey 0

<3333

hnz 13

take a revenge on her so that she will lose her job also. do more than that, burn her fav clothes

chocolatedrop 0

sounds like its time to move out

kimee21_fml 15

hahaha , that sucks

MaxSnacks 0

This is like the book, if you give a mouse a cookie.

BlaqMetal13 0

I loved that friggin book!

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

I know right that was my favorite childhood book!

Hannalea_fml 0

Ahh screw scrabble! I hate that game &gt;:[

EvilCupcake8361 9

worst game EVER!!:P

that_band_nerd 22

People with bad vocabulary hate scrabble. Do you want to be associated with them?

stronghand0331 17

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

PaperCaper 11

Ooh, actually that idea isn't half bad.