Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Reality_bites 14
Dump his arse. Now.
morningwoody 0
You should say "okay, no problem!" and go have sex with all his friends
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Comments (76)
Flutist 3
Okay, really, this is stupid. Obviously you dumped him or I shall be very upset Op. You deserve better than this. It is not horrible being single. It just means he is weak and thinks with his dick. So, you need to be strong and move on.
purple91 8
Brutal, but atleast he is honest... that isn't a dominant trait in most males.
a201 0
He's just giving you his 2-weeks-notice!
maruchan 0
When #59 becomes the OP, I'll believe those comments. Fake-ass douche.
Mike03_fml 0
Please tell me you broke up with him already... F****ers like him shouldn't be able to date. How can he even THINK of treating you like this ? The last part just kills his "honesty". Sorry you had to date such a loser.
Sokai_fml 0
I hope you kicked him in the balls. And told him to go to hell.
Deemon_Cat 0
Tell him to go **** himself.
CynicComedian 2
Dump his sorry ass. It's YDI if you don't.
morgangurl12 0
i hope you kicked him in the balls then kneed him in the face when he bent over in pain.
ashypoo6661 0
WHAT A D BAG!