Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML
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Top comments
muichini 0
I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.
xCrackerx 3
Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.
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Comments (71)
crankyadam 0
FIRST
nabzilla 0
no one cares. =="
neonokku 0
i honestly dont think ydi since you were just joknig around.. punch him back
Zazu7711 0
i care!
Secret_Fire_King 0
YDI for claiming to be IronMan.. Your brother could have been an evil super villain..
muichini 0
I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.
DarkJoy_fml 5
What kind of girls do you date that you assumed he meant girl when he mentioned "nuts?"
krnmafia92 0
Either #2 is a girl with nuts or exclusively dates chicks with dicks.
lifesfailure 4
PONED. LOL
Othello22 4
Wise advice! Seriously dude, if you go around telling people you’re a superhero something’s bound to happen. Why not go for a less threatening superhero….one that doesn’t have steel balls….like batman?
nabzilla 0
YDI BIG TIME!
Rayn4u_fml 0
#3 and 5, don't be so hard on him; every hero has a weakness. This one has two: no brains, no balls ^^
theluckygirl28 8
duuude he obviously has balls if it hurt then his bro hit him!
Rayn4u_fml 0
Touché. Just no brains then =)
whataloadofbull 0
Ray, you actually took the time to put the accented "e"? What a douche.
GrooveSponge 0
It's not that hard jackass.
Boldmongoose 0
YDI. how could you not see that coming!?
jenna_rae 0
did u flinch?
srdking 0
Your brother is a brat if my kid did that to somebody he would be in big trouble. Good to see he thinks acting like this is totally ok.
xCrackerx 3
Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.
redbluegreen 41
I take it you haven't read this FML then: http://www.fmylife.com/health/1076218
v1kt4r 13
hahaha lol, u jus made my day
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Did you ever think about a career in comedy? You made me laugh...
Daniellakorwek 0
Lol you didn't see this coming when he stepped back and hiked up? Iron man =]
badbunny 0
YDI for not crippling your brother.
albopoontang 3
hahahaha dang dude that sucks!