Disappointed
United States
Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Badass
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Sayahh
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
Shotacon
Woodbury, United States
Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML
Anonymous
Fall City, United States
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
likeyourboss
Denmark
Strength test
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0
that is the most badass kid ever
Paris01 0
Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.
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Comments (127)
004savage 0
:| bad luck maybe?
EffinAhole 0
bad luck? Op- Whytf were u arm wrestling a child at school and what teacher allowed it to happen? You might be on the younger side but it's still creepy.
Crazy_Toss3R 0
don't mess with today's kids they have guns. literally they have guns
KiddNYC1O 22
You're creepy for thinking it's creepy.^
BenD0VER 0
19 win
blankaex 0
19, you aren't very punny. Would you like some vintage wine to go with your cheesy jokes?
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
16- My police officer at our school has put a kid in handcuffs and walked down the hall screaming at him just to scare one of our teachers. XD Officer Lloyd, This one's for you.
Agiggleaday 0
Op should just say he let him win (:
Bibbidybev 0
dude that guy got freakin PWNed
zkchild 0
What are you doing wresting a 14 year old is your 23?
ImARobotBeep 0
So let me get this straight, instead of doing your job, you were arm wrestling children? Qualified? I think not!
beastology 0
well atleast he know where he can get a job.
Emyyy_fml 6
How is arm wrestling creepy?
chloec16 0
maybe you should reconsider your job haha
Cygnus_9 3
lmao..
bailes_o_hay 0
no need, he'll get fired soon
sepdps 0
true. but he'll prolly just get fired...(:
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
that is the most badass kid ever
sloppy3301 3
wat ! I was doin wrestling a few days ago. I versed a 23 year old a few days ago this is wierrdddd !
mahona_fml 0
I call bullshit, 102
skizzars 2
109- agree (;^^^
chickinova 13
agree with 209, and creepy dude.
changesinme 0
get a gym membership, have a rematch with him in a couple of months time
Paris01 0
Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.
KatieKhaos 0
Punch him in the face.
ActionManly 11
Kids aren't as "'armless" as they seem!
JonathanRawr 0
...
LittleMissSusie 0
Hardy har har.
lilman02 0
I'm guessing now your job is going to be replaced by this kid now =]
azzaj 0
Why were you wrestling with 14 year olds? :/
morgann4826 0
that's what I'd like to know
stephan18 23
Security guards in my high school did that all the time, it's for fun and kids who wanna seem bad ass or prove themselves xD, never seen a security guard lose though, must've been funny
ttyler333 7
haha your weak ... get a new job or gym membership
mrlawlor7777 26
I enjoyed this comment, but it should be you're weak.