Today, I was concerned I hadn’t restarted my periods yet after the birth of our first child. Turns out it’s because I’m pregnant again already. We must have gotten pregnant off the very first egg I released after giving birth. Our first baby is only 3 months old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML
Today, after we had our daughter on purpose, then had twin girls by accident, my husband was going to get a vasectomy while I also decided to get my tubes tied as an extra precaution. At the appointment, they did a scan to make sure I’m not pregnant already… BOOM! I’m 7 weeks pregnant with twins again. FML
Today, I'm currently 9 months pregnant with my second child within 3 years. I was told by 4 different doctors over the course of the past 5 years that I'm incapable of having kids, due to a medical condition that affects my reproductive system. FML
Today, exactly 28 days after I started my last period, I started a new period. This would be perfectly healthy and normal except that my last period was 24 days long. This has happened every month this year. FML
Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to get married after only six months because of an accidental but happy pregnancy. We’ve spent thousands on the wedding and baby stuff. Apparently it was money wasted, because I just got my period, despite not having one for three months and a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, our youngest daughter bought her first house and moved out, meaning all three of our kids are now gone, so we can relax and gracefully grow old together, right? Nope. Barely an hour later, my wife showed me a positive pregnancy test. In nine months we have to start all over again. FML
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poopface82 25
You…uh, do know how they’re made, right?
OptimalPath 13
Exactly the same story has happened to my friends' family. The birthdays of two kids are 1 year minus 1 day apart. Your 2nd baby may have it about the same. This is a blessing in disguise! Indeed: - 50% savings on all birthday parties. - First child gets a companion for life, and so does second! (If they are clever enough not to ruin it). - They can bother themselves instead of you most of the time (none of the older bully vs younger victim). - 19 years after first baby is born, you've fulfilled your dues to the Mother Nature, and now you're free to kick the kids to the uni and start enjoying a fulfilled life.
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poopface82 25
You…uh, do know how they’re made, right?
Wadlaen 24
Congratulations!
OptimalPath 13
Exactly the same story has happened to my friends' family. The birthdays of two kids are 1 year minus 1 day apart. Your 2nd baby may have it about the same. This is a blessing in disguise! Indeed: - 50% savings on all birthday parties. - First child gets a companion for life, and so does second! (If they are clever enough not to ruin it). - They can bother themselves instead of you most of the time (none of the older bully vs younger victim). - 19 years after first baby is born, you've fulfilled your dues to the Mother Nature, and now you're free to kick the kids to the uni and start enjoying a fulfilled life.
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's nice to see someone has managed to stay open for business despite this whole cost of living crisis.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Good God, you had sex that soon after giving birth? And you didn't use protection? Just because you just gave birth doesn't mean you won't get pregnant again... regardless of the timeframe. But sheesh, all women I've talked to who give birth aren't ready for sex for several months (more than three) after such an ordeal. Regardless, again, YDI for not using protection.
Hangryko 32
@Taurus_ChicKa - How do you know they didn't use protection? Newsflash: Birth control can fail.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
My twin brother and I were born 10 months after my sister.