Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Reality_bites 14
Dump his arse. Now.
morningwoody 0
You should say "okay, no problem!" and go have sex with all his friends
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Comments (76)
rslb09 0
wow I thought my ex would be the only person ever to pull this kind of crap. dump him!
Mortanious 0
Dump that son of a ****! Now! He is what every douchecunt looks upto.
Flutist 3
I hope you find love. I hope you dance again. I hope you kicked his ass.
CFR 0
*shakes head* No polite words can describe what I think of that. lol @ #23
capricaz 0
I hope you said no? Please tell me you dumped his sorry ass?????? After you dump him........ send her some dirty pics. Do whatever you can to make sure this frakhead ends up single!!
Digithead 0
uh, not just no but hell no.
Flutist 3
unless this is now Polygamyville and you are required by some archaic law to let him see other women when you aren't comfortable with it, then dump his ass.
callargh 0
DTMFA. Then tell the other woman.
monster_tamer 11
^ This. Again, he's currently yours, so you're under no obligation to let him see the other woman without giving him hell for it. I'd personally tell him "it's over" and then have a talk with the other woman. Don't be rude, but tell her what happened. At least warn her what he's up to- he sounds like a player. And then kick the guy out of the house.
Starfire22 5
wow he's a winner! but seriously I would find the other woman and sabatoge him! Tell her your concerned because he has a shrine dedicated to her and has been stalking her and you wanted to let her kno because you were concerned then dump his ass!