Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Reality_bites 14
Dump his arse. Now.
morningwoody 0
You should say "okay, no problem!" and go have sex with all his friends
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Comments (76)
PhillyFox 0
I hope you told him to **** off.
dumped_his_ass 0
Just to let everyone know....i did dump his ass. I told him i wasnt down with polygamy and he was a loser for thinking he could play me like that. Now, newly single, it feels great to be out of a relationship with a complete loser. So all you single guys out there....come find me!!!
ColdGold 6
Good for you.
dumped_his_ass 0
^ oh and i did let his potential new woman know what a complete douchebag player he is....needless to say he's not getting any from either of us ever again
genki008 0
DTMFA
possesed0ne 0
falco....PUNCH!!!
weqg 0
If you don't like her than why did you except? God not only are you a liar , but you are also dumb.
nc89 0
i hope you smacked him.
djy78usa 0
I hope you realize how lucky you are for the time you have been able to spend with him up till now... he is clearly one of the coolest SOBs on the planet if he actually said this.
DameGreyWulf 1
Hm, reminds me of that other boyfriend on the other page. He might be alone, h'oh noes!
blastvortex 4
Ditch him. Better yet, tell the person he has a crush on what he did to you. *twisted grin*