Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Reality_bites 14
Dump his arse. Now.
morningwoody 0
You should say "okay, no problem!" and go have sex with all his friends
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Comments (76)
misspeg 0
wow, this scenario deserves the best revenge plan!...except the only one I have at the moment would be to give him 'one last *******' but eat something he's allergic to beforehand or chilli etc so he'll be out of action for a while and if other woman sees his member, she'll think he has an STD. *thumbs up*
eLexer1317 0
...that is visciously amazing. I salute you
indianabummer 0
While this is a crappy thing to do...I think he's not that bad of a guy because he actually told the OP and didn't sneak behind her back. At least he was honest about being a twat
TriniRockStar 0
kick him in the nuts and dump him
kukopia 0
The best cours of action is obvious. You seduce the new girl and you BOTH stop seeing him!!!
Misc248 0
That's messed up.
fdeg4161 13
That's not right... not for anyone.
FoundManyLemons 0
I'm sure he does.
leero 0
what an asshole. how did you stay with him for two whole years? geez. go find yourself a decent guy.
BLNovelist 0
IF you don't dump the asshole, you deserve it. At any rate, I'd inform the other woman as well - both of you deserve better then that, I would assume.
ColdGold 6
You'll be his spare _____.