Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
Enabling
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Sneaky
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Mind-boggling logistics
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
******
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Dealbreaker?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Keep your enemies closer
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
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cowduck7 11
That shit is crazy
AirBusDriver 23
Must be a small town?
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Comments (17)
cowduck7 11
That shit is crazy
bigred121970 10
I'm new to this. I accidentally flagged on Of your comments. Sorry. I did let FML Know.
AirBusDriver 23
Must be a small town?
_parth 20
He can pick both of y'all up!!
Monday_funday 25
Wow that's so shitty luck OP. Your ex is an asshat
RichardPencil 32
Did you get rear-ended or T-boned? What happened in the crash?
toxicLover28 19
1 ****** wasn't good enough for him?
scyth3s 13
Not enough for most men, biologically speaking. expecting a lifetime of sexual exclusivity is silly imo, and I don't know why people do it.
jnugzzz 6
Emotions
pjsr 33
Her post: Today, I ran into my boyfriend's girlfriend. Literally.
aredvulpix 23
To be fair, her car also got crashed
katluvr 22
Did she know about you? Did she crash into your car on purpose, or was this a really freaky occurrence?
nonsensical 26
What I'm wondering is did you tell him about the accident and asked if he could pick you up too?
Hippo_Holiday 19
It was a sign