Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
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idk_rose 25
What a bag of shit.
Fritterzz 13
If that's the case I'm screwed...
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Fritterzz 13
If that's the case I'm screwed...
NirvanaLove 21
was that a dirty joke?
Vessecora 10
Or not
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why didn't you get fit with him?
Inkoseh 33
Perhaps OP was already at an OK weight, and her husband was out of shape. So he got in shape (as much as her) and felt he could now do better. He was very shallow if so.
RichardPencil 32
No, because by his logic, he should have sex with her.
Tiny Terror 19
Because maybe she's happy with the way she looks?
idk_rose 25
What a bag of shit.
Glowworm56 27
That's a load of bull. People can and should be allowed to have sex with whoever they want.
BestOrginalName 22
What happens when you simply don't have enough pickle for dat ass?
Pixiewolfe 46
o.O But there are studies that show happy people get fat in relationships are they are secure in themselves and their partner's love. Oh boy, I am so screwed:C
jocamo 24
Im sorry he hurt you, but that sounds like a bs excuse. He just stayed with you til he coulda "get someone better". As soon as that asshat gains the weight back he'll be dumped by whatever shallow person he found.
OlRed 28
Apparently he is not fit enough to know that "Big girls need loving too!"
fantastamazing 10
Well screw him in the divorce instead. If he's gonna be a superficial asshat, then be done with him and find a guy who'll appreciate you
DJRy 13
Wondering who could possibly find this funny? e-e
GIJoefan 6
It's probably been said before but you married an asshole. I'm sorry you had to find out the way you did. You're better off. I just hope you haven't had any children with him though.