Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
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aardvarkish 17
turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too
IDOLGIRL 0
make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!
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Comments (173)
wwdcechic7 0
Hahaha ever heard of a turtleneck? Or a scarf? Stop whining.
lovesick4628 0
makeup?
vansbabe66 0
haha sucka
taetae671 0
don't even pull a turttle neck out of your nineteen forgotten dresser
ambrz 0
explain yourself??
biteyourtongue 0
Just tell them you burnt yourself, I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh. If you don't acknowledge it, and they see it, they might think it's a hickey, but if you flat out mention it, no big deal.
amb_787 0
makeup doesnt work number 53 and thats happened to my friend too it was pretty funny because my friend said to a parent who she knew that she burned herself and the lady said she used that excuse when she was younger too haha
sohomomo 2
just cover it
tisiphone_fml 0
If you can't cover it, just claim you play violin!!
vaebouria 0
wow.. claim you play violin that would be a load of pure bullshit. just tell them the truth they won't even prolly think of it as being a hickey