Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
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alex_vik 1
Practice what you preach.
xViolet11 0
you could of told him not to give you a hickey or not let him suck on our neck period. YDI!!!
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Comments (125)
hate_my_mom 0
you deserved it for not controlling your friend.
sizar 1
what?? for not controlling a friend?! ridiculous. use a bandage.
HunYoCrazy 0
or a scarf? say your cold :P
kyaquatel 0
turtlenecks and liquid concealed are a hoochies best friends.
turdburgers 0
yeah, get a fashionable scarf, wear your hair down. wear some concealer anyway in case the scarf slips down.
responses 0
hypocrite op?
NikNakAttack 0
Eh, things happen. If you want to get rid of it, just use chapstick. hurts but works. You press hard and rub the chapstick into the hicky and it will push the blood back down the mark will be gone.
fjoson 0
Haha u feelin stupid...
weheuw 0
YDI.. All I can say
xViolet11 0
you could of told him not to give you a hickey or not let him suck on our neck period. YDI!!!
idkweird 0
This. I will never understand the appeal of sucking on a person's neck until it bruises. It's like making your mark. Personally, I just don't find it sexy when people try to do that.
Horney4her69 0
sometimes it just happens in the heat of the moment.
idkweird 0
#49: Im 27 and have made out with my fair share of people, and I have never once had someone give me a hickey. Because I don't find it appealing when someone is sucking on one spot for an extended amount of time. Actually, I don't see the point of sucking at all. It's much more sensual with just kisses all over the neck. Hickey's are a teenager thing to do. It's someone marking their territory. Hickey's take work, they don't just happen by accident.
MXavierT 0
Agreed. Unless you're a vampire or something, I don't really see what's so cool about sucking someone's neck.
Ventru 0
bandage. FTW. go bandaids
alex_vik 1
Practice what you preach.
toeknee33 0
YDI for being a hipocrit
Nate_Fisher 2
True story.
Giant85 0
cur your hair, use a bandaide, and say you got burnt
Cthulu 0
Just say it's a burn from a hair curling iron. They will understand.
perdix 31
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Your body must be one sucky temple! I'll bet the second time you make out, he'll find out that it's a holey one as well, ya hypocritical ****. Quit the sham. Either get prim or go slutty. Don't talk one way and go the other. I'm voting for slutty. It's more fun!
turdburgers 0
....says the guy who sounds like a **** himself.
Cthulu 0
....except he's a guy.
snoosnoo 1
So it's alright for a guy to be slutty/a manwhore 0.o? (intended for #41)
Twinklestar 0
Just as alright as it is for a girl to be. It's just a girl is going to take more offense to being called a **** than a guy is.