IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
anonymous
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
352
United States
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
LonelyHeart
United States
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rubberduckie94 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
taytoc 10
Om nom
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taytoc 10
Om nom
xXxIracebethxXx 14
OP, how did you not feel he was biting/sucking on your FOREHEAD? Unless you were sleeping, or tied up because of your kinky sex play, YDI.
kyarush 10
He was trying to suck out your braaaaiiinssss
Guren 0
It must have felt good because you didn't stop him.
Cad6 24
Well OP, that sucks.
hopechancey 4
Well better than your eye or something...
siickman 7
Hmm, not sure if 149 knows what a hickey is or is implying that its better than getting your eye sucked out... Lol i dont think i have ever seen hickeys outside the neck too thigh areas
Dimence 9
Come on OP, how could this possibly lead to a thought about fu*king your life? At least you're lucky enough to give/receive hickeys. You know, some people are doomed to be *forever alone* (including me).
azufrost 0
Agreed
CoolBroStory 7
Win.
BigBoyBounce 5
Loss.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Looks like a tie. Ready to go into overtime?
LightningCactus 12
I'll be the ref that doesn't do anything right and makes everyone freak out..
SkoomaKi 28
^^^ Had to take it to far didn't you?
LightningCactus 12
I'm sorry...
kocoman500 2
No. Damage is done. Shut up
ladyLALAA 29
I think 3 and 92 should do scissors, paper, rock, and no throwing in these fancy "god" signs!
manyourlifesucks 0
Holy hell you took my picture!
tylersign 11
I do believe that your boyfriend is a zombie.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I do believe your belief is wrong, sir.
tylersign 11
Zombies try to eat brains. Hickey on forehead= failed attempt to eat brain. It all makes sense.
zack11742 7
No he's almost a zombie
Jannettecooks 1
Yup! Exactly what I thought! He's freshly infected and hasn't learned proper brain eating procedure. RUN!
ohmandapants 17
We'll call Deadman and his dad, they'll kill the zombie.
harrypotter955 19
That's...... Interesting...
thisiscat 14
So that's how they do it in japan...
Screwie 25
Vacuum love.
SkrillexXD 6
I see what you did there.
manyourlifesucks 0
^^^ this is the most retarded overused comment ever.
GreenAppleDP 0
If its a decent shape, you could always fill it in and make a picture.. That'll be fun.
FMLsAreAwesome 0
What?
KRS_13 0
Fill it in?? What the ****?!
koolkat27 13
Well 7 obviously has no idea what a hickey is.
rubberduckie94 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
kamikrazy 6
Unless she was sleeping.
ladyLALAA 29
I would hope that I'd wake up if someone were to suck on my hard with that much force/for that long!
Katsghost 2
The skin on your face is more sensitive so it's quicker and easier. It doesn't feel as much like a hickey when it happens. My boyfriend does it too.
MackenzieWells 0
Haha 69 likes (:
kmsdvm24 11
My boyfriend managed to hickey my forehead with one sloppy kiss; it took him less than three seconds and horrified both of us! Some people have really sensitive skin. Concealer and then a layer of powder, OP.
dyanabsn 2
actually the skiing your face has more vessels and few nerve endings. she probably has something wrong with her facial nerve not to have felt that
jonn090 13
He sounds like a cool guy
ifoundalaska 11
Time to sport some freshly cut bangs
jordann_27 11
Use foundation to cover it! Then your parents wouldn't be so suspicious why there is a random mark on your head. Unless u said you bumped your head, but idk if they are going to believe you or not...-.-
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Have you ever tried to cover up a hickey with foundation? If it's hard to do so on the neck, then it'll be near impossible to keep the hickey hidden when it's on the face.
K4ytlyn 0
You're a little stupid! Have you tried foundation period?
xStaciexLynnx 15
Idk. I agree with 31. I mean, I do get the cheap stuff but infant imagine even really good foundation can completely hide a hickey... especially on your forehead.
coried91 28
Or use stage makeup. Works like a charm. That's how I cover up my tattoos for work.
amanda_d95 9
Concealer works better than foundation
peachesncreem 21
Here's a trick my mum taught me: apply toothpaste! I don't know how or why this works, but it does. I used to do it all the time as a teen. I'd apply it before bed and by morning the hickey faded :)
FreaksandGeeks 5
To cover up hickeys, use a green-tinted concealer. The green will off set the redness.