Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
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aardvarkish 17
turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too
IDOLGIRL 0
make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!
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Comments (173)
XDNurse 0
concealer (sp?), turtleneck, scar.... naw turtleneck ftw....
mekarski1008 0
Tell then to STFU if they ask.
maskedman 9
This is one of the reasons I'm glad to be a man. I don't have to worry about straightening my hair unless I decide to become a pimp.
birds_fml 7
Women don't have to worry about straightening or curling their hair either, they simply choose to do so. I don't straighten or curl my hair... never have, never will.
maskedman 9
What about pimps then? Do they have to do it? It feels like a requirement.
saranottelling 7
I know what I would do. Tell your boyfriend the story before you get there and during the meeting rub your neck and have your boyfriend ask, "Is something wrong?" Then tell the story of how you burned your neck. Simple as that.
quietlytearful 0
hickey? what does that mean?
EV34 6
*sigh*
alexandraa_fml 0
A place that you recieve from your smacking yourself with a waffle iron and after a 2 to 3 week gestation period bursts and thousands of worms spew forth.
saranottelling 7
Either you haven't been exposed to slang or you're way too innocent/young to be on this website. It's okay, though. Let Sara teach you the word: hickey Hickey -slang 1. a reddish mark left on the skin by a passionate kiss. 2. a tool used to bend tubes and pipes It's the first definition... the second definition sounds... um... I have a dirty mind.
MXavierT 0
1 internets
Shokz992 0
Yup, hickey sounds horrible... Never used it and never will >:(
mrjohnz 0
you just used it, dumbass.
AshliBaby16 0
liolll
kingkuper 0
that's not that bad ur a grown woman u can have a hickey if u want to
cuteness69 0
Haha ! That's the exact same thing that happend to me , but I had a really hikcey on the other side to match ! Haha , foundation ! (:
willou35_fml 13
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drunastunamazing 0
if his parents are so conservative and expect you to dress up then I'm pretty sure they wouldn't believe there son would ever do anything like that! my parents are that way and didn't believe I was pregnant! haha they thought I was lying!!