Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
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aardvarkish 17
turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too
IDOLGIRL 0
make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!
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Ihatewhinypeople 0
Ever heard of makeup? Dumb.
jussjess 0
Ahah. I did that once in eigth grade. This kid was teasing me about it saying it was a hickey and I told him it was a burn from a curling iron. He kept bugging me about it so my best friend got feed up and finally said "You wouldn't know a hickey if you're mom gave it to you." and I started cracking up saying "Who's burnt now?" Random, but still relevant. :) Oh, the joy of heated hair products...
Moo_Horse 0
just stay calm and cool and explain. tell them in your efforts to really impress them you accidentally burned yourself. kiss up a little
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
oh bad
kaileysue2796 0
Holy man, the things you people pick at each other about, she's just trying to help the op! Go ahead and bitch at my comment as well, it will just prove my point. Let's stop stirring shit for the fun of it okay? It's not productive and it makes it hard to find useful comments.
SleepingOwl 6
Wear a little scarf.
xSunnyOlivia 17
Foundation and a really good concealer!
kaileylovesyew 4
It's called cover up. If you don't have any use cute scarf to accessorize (not sure if i spelled that right) which should also cover up the mark.
saraitkddh 47
try to hide it using make up
Bebbo_fml 21
This is why concealer was invented op. Time to get it and use it.