Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year-old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
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KingTaco 0
Bringing a two-year-old on what you wanted to be a date? You set yourself up for that one.
cristichica 0
You went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. Your life is awesome.
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Comments (127)
n1rvanat1zed 0
Oh no.
morgan_love11 0
haha sucks to be u
sabrinatyler 0
your lucky, I love jacks mannequin
tuskenboy15 0
haha u shulf have made them walk home I eouldnt have left for the world
idk_what_2_put 0
it's not that bad
iAlwaysYDI 0
cuz ur first and we wanna be higher on the page ;)
n1rvanat1zed 0
Alright then, carry on.
mcgiver_fml 0
oh yes!
sykes831 0
you totally should have let her leave by herself or wait outside! IDGAF nobody would make me miss a jacks mannequin concert. LOL :)
Dooms_day 5
what did OP expect?
cowycal 4
ydi for asking out a girl with a kid.
icall_BS 0
Number one rule: Bros before Hoes.
bobman555 0
Well its a concert its supposed to be loud.
ImRawrtastic 0
damn at least u went to the conexertt
lezzyluver 0
omgeeesh ur sooooo luckkyyy I lovvveee themmmm
serenaaaa_fml 0
lucky?!?!!?!? he didn't get to watch it
Extacy23 0
YDI for goin to a Jack mannquie concert
SeasonedSausage 0
What a MILF.
vincespektor 0
how ******* dare she disgrace Andrew mcmahon. oh, and you :)
iAlwaysYDI 0
why's everyone saying jacks manequeen is a great band?? I've never even heard of them.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
Dumb Her
AnRom 0
I concur with 62, obviosly she's a dumb pain in the ass and you can stop wasting your time and money
isreal 0
hhgcg
rachellelt695 0
hi :D
candy1 0
true
Cristaderzi 0
Because He/ They ARE a great bands thats a why!!! The Guy almost dies dies of cancer and while dyin writes easily the prettiest song EVER written!! Yep the mans an Angel LOL
iSwag 0
YDI for dating a girl that thinks it's ok to bring children of that age to any type of concert irresponsible much?
Calimouse 0
THEN GO LISTEN TO THEM NOW. i agree not a lot of people know about then, by they are AMAZING. listen to Dark Blue, Crashin', Spinning, I'm Ready, and Bruised. Those are my faves.
aardvarkish 17
agree with 146
tuskenboy15 0
ydi y would u ask out a girl with a kid?!!!¡!!!!!!
jazziue 0
u said it was no problem
YDImate 0
MILF HUNTER!!!
Boygenius50 8
FHL, the guy who likes her is totally inconsiderate and oblivious to the health of her child
cristichica 0
You went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. Your life is awesome.
xx3ginaxx3 0
but they had to leave after 10 minutes..
dacho 7
Exactly :(
deathcab7 0
i lovve jacks mannequin. (: i would love to go to one of their concert!
Averizzle 0
Who is Jack mannequin sorry i'm a knee grow..
cyberotter 0
it's a awesome band
mwz777 0
they're ok
PoopNuggetLeader 4
They suck asshole
Canadian_Ginger 0
Don't get with someone who has baggage. And don't bring said baggage to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I hope you learned your lesson.
Epicfailz01 0
well don't blame her, she was just being cocerned about her child, and concerts are boring.
Postlude 1
You must have been to some shitty concerts. (Probably Jack's Mannequin. I HATE that guy.)
counterfit 10
You don't bring a young child to concerts like that unless you want to permanently damage their hearing. And concerts are only boring if you see terrible bands.
st0815 9
Blame her because it was obvious that it would be too loud for the child - what was she thinking? And of course the OP deserved it, because it was obvious that it would be too loud for the child - why didn't he explain this to his gf? At least they are a well-matched couple, what with both of them being morons.
starberries 0
Hearing is fully developed at birth. It's no more damaging for a child than an adult.
capslockisgood 19
Thats why its more painful... Just to clarify when your hearing is fully developed it means that you can hear more. As you get older you lose some of your ability to hear therefore it is more painful for a younger person. Also small children don't handle pain as well as adults.
KingTaco 0
Bringing a two-year-old on what you wanted to be a date? You set yourself up for that one.
sexyandboard 0
yup no action fir u .....
Serec 0
That's ******...
FernandoTorres_fml 0
How did you not see this coming? It could be a different reason though, she brought the child to give an honest opinion on you. Obviously you scored poorly.
perdix 31
I hope the kid's dad had some brains, because his mom sounds like an idiot for wanting to bring a two-year-old to a rock concert. You are a moron for saying it would be "no problem." Jesus, I know what it's like to be desperate to get into a girl's pants, but you're an embarrassment to our gender! If the two of you get together, you should get a vasectomy and she should have her tubes tied, otherwise you will be starting a race of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging fools.
demoon_fml 7
Perdix ftw
underfailer 0
while your having the vasectomy, just get your balls and penis chopped off, they seem to be extra baggage for you.
M16a2 0
are you here snickerdoodles? lol
FernandoTorres_fml 0
She's always here, you just have to look harder...
spikey818 9
I guess she wasn't in to you
mzhonesty 0
YDI. You don't bring toddlers to concerts, especially if they're not yours.