Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
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aardvarkish 17
turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too
IDOLGIRL 0
make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!
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music_girl23 0
put some foundation on and your good to go
youmakemesmile14 0
That happened to me on New year's eve..when my boyfriend came to pick me up e started freaking out thinking I cheated on him or something. It took a while for me to explain it was just the curling iron and junk..I actually had to show him again to make him finally believe..then I had two "hickies". I know how you feel..FYL
ohmycece 0
you burned yourself again to prove that you didn't cheat on him? I would have kicked my boyfriend if I had to reenact a painful accident. lol
misswicked 0
Who cares. Easy fix is to put a big enough band aid on it and call it a day or night.
meunknown101 0
Put foundation over it! :]
Sekococo 0
your iron gave you a love bite( british term for hickey) i bet it burn just cover it up.
TheSpoof 0
post back to tell how it goes
heartlessagony 0
You could've used aloe or foundation. ah well, I guess it depends how bad the burn is.
blamecanadaa 0
or just put the curling iron to the same place again but make it looking much different than a hicky! 2 wrongs ALWAYS make a right!
frostie 0
Cover it up it a plaster and lie about it saying you got it from doing [insert ur hobbie here]. BAM! They wont think ur a ***** + ensures a conversation and for them to get to know you.
omnistryder 0
I think you are still okay