Today, my two cats decided to have a brawl on top of me. I was just trying to get to sleep. Now I'm covered in scratches. FML
jaquie0812 tells us more.
To shed light on what happened. We found a kitten in the woods by our apartment and are currently fostering it till we can find a new home. (might keep it if my kitten will accept it) my kitten is not happy with this and has been swatting at the kitten. He was asleep with me in my room when the other kitten got in and since it is very affectionate he claimed right up which made pooter (my kitten) mad and attack. the scratches weren't that bad and they are both OK. Hopefully they start getting along soon. love the cat puns they are purrrfect.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
ForFudgeSake 6
They're fighting OVER you. *slaps knee*
NickyK 25
You'll be feline that one for a while!
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Comments (115)
bellagirlbabe 10
Ouch
thomcmoore 23
Congratulations, you got #1 with "ouch"
katieemerr 15
What is with the obsession about being #1?
jigglypuff34 16
Could've at least said meowch...
katieemerr 15
YES #38! You win at life.
garebear61 14
*claps* for jigglypuff!
wolfgold2 20
That's a CAT-astrophe! No? No one liked that? Oh, okay.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Jiiggalyyy pufff jigaa...lyyy... zzZzzZ. OP needs a Jigglypuff.
ForFudgeSake 6
Your* #trolled
thomcmoore 23
#71...what the **** are you talking about? #fail
savannaaahh 10
ouch
breakinlegs 19
Congrats you got #2 with Ouch!
Adam5858 17
The difference of A capitol O and normal o(between this and first comment)
Adam5858 17
To be fair when i said that ,one was positive and one was negative
mistertbawk420 10
That was a bad comment and you should feel bad
ErnieSlim 8
[sad trumpet]
anjel_gamer808 6
I call first comment.
Vagitarian1 10
Even further proof cats suck!!!
NickyK 25
You'll be feline that one for a while!
KingLewisII 34
It was a one time thing hopefully there's no claws for alarm.
chinaski7628 32
But once is enough to give you paws.
FlubbaBubba 12
I'm trying to see the paws-itive side of this situation, but there just doesn't seem to be one.
cakefete2 31
Keep on trying. Eventually you will cat-ch the good vibes.
friedpwnadge 25
What a hairy situation, guess you got the tail end of the deal.
Quackadoodledoo 13
People seem to fur-get that the sticky/shitty/hairy situation pun has been said over and over...It wasn't even funny the purrst time!
AnOriginalName 19
Further proof that cats are the spawn of Satan.
cakefete2 31
After all, satan is a pussy.
sunnyray812 42
I wouldn't let them back into the bedroom while you're sleeping for a while. That sounds painful and nerve-racking.
blackonblight 33
Then you have to deal with the cat demanding to know why the door is closed. Which, depending on the cat, may involve yowling, meows, paws underneath the door, shoulder slamming, scratching, or jumping up and trying to turn the knob.
ekaat11 17
I shut my door at night while I sleep and my cats just sleep outside of my door. They may meow once or twice but if they realize that they door isn't going to open, they will go away or just not try. Most cats don't even care that much
MrConcise 35
This FML is a weekly occurrence for me. OP probably loves waking up with the cats like I do. It's just a mild inconvenience we put up with for our adorable little felines.
teyyoshi 19
if you were a cat 。。。
ForFudgeSake 6
They're fighting OVER you. *slaps knee*
AnOriginalName 19
That was so terrible that it was actually good.
Puffytruffles 18
"No, you back off! This is my slave!"
Xkillz302 10
I just won FML congrats
tzemmy 25
hopefully tthe scratches weren't to deep?
Rallred32 20
To deep what? To deep tunnels? To deep movies? This is the second time something like this happened this week, dammit.
GirlGamer12345 22
^what are u talking about... ? To deep as in to deep.
Rallred32 20
Holy shit you're stupid. TOO DEEP. NOT TO DEEP. Ex: those scratches were too deep. Those people swam to deep waters.
kinky44 28
@103 I sympathize with you. Even if you get downvoted it feels good to see somebody correct them.
breakinlegs 19
And the winner was.........No you!
tzemmy 25
not*
ItsAUnicorn 27
Me-ouch!