Today, my girlfriend left me. I have no clue what to do with the holiday we have booked or the ring I was going to propose to her with on Valentine's Day. FML
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
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TCRII 30
My evil plan assumes that she has a sister... 1. Seduce the sister. 2. Wait for her to regret breaking up with you. 3. When she comes back, have make up sex but do it doggy style. Reach around, caress her chest and say "Hmmm, your sister has much nicer ****."
WCARlover 35
Cancel and sell. Sorry OP. Proposing on valentines is super cheesy though..
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Comments (25)
arandomperson97 19
Proposing on Valentine's Day? Really.
WCARlover 35
Cancel and sell. Sorry OP. Proposing on valentines is super cheesy though..
Catdragon 40
Sorry but I disagree. being proposed to is not cheesy.
marcranger 29
You're right, it's not cheesy. It's embarrassing. I say this as the recipient of an unwanted proposal. Sorry about the busted vacation plans, OP, but never, ever, ever buy a ring without making 100% sure your partner is on the same page as you.
TCRII 30
My evil plan assumes that she has a sister... 1. Seduce the sister. 2. Wait for her to regret breaking up with you. 3. When she comes back, have make up sex but do it doggy style. Reach around, caress her chest and say "Hmmm, your sister has much nicer ****."
Misguided_Wrath 12
that's called "the rodeo"... the goal is try to stay in for 8 seconds once she loses her mind
rldostie 19
Misguided Wrath--you mean rape? Because that's how you commit rape.
Jatok 17
If she doesn't have a sister, you can just use her mother.
TMO2142 25
XD
RichardPencil 32
Go on the vacation and give the ring to a girl you pick up. What the hell?!?!
Iwannarock1 19
No Richard.
EnvyMe33 26
I say return the ring and get your money back.
Cynical_1 26
Go on the vacation and take advantage of your new single status to have lots of fun...if you take my meaning. Be sure to post lots of pics of you with as many hot chicks as you can...really make her think twice about having dumped you. As for the ring...if you can't return it there's always eBay.
momac86 17
Go on vacation and have fun... keep the ring for the next girl so this one has to see someone else enjoying EVERYTHING she missed out on
hoosierholla 17
Absolutely do not do this OP. You don't give a girl a ring that was meant for someone else initially.
sasskat96 4
being proposed to with a ring that was meant for something else is really a slap in the face and shitty for someone to do.
vibernum 17
Take your best friend with you on the vacation after returning the ring and have fun spending the money on yourself
FlexMaster 10
damn that sucks OP. Fyl, but the time and place where 140,000% cliché.
jcash52426 5
Forget about that girl. Return the ring and pay of some of your debt (if you have any) and take yourself on a nice vacation