Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
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Mightyrif 23
What the actual **** did I just read.
Skycop_S 23
What's fun for the family, involves 2 to 4 people and can result in pleasure? A board game! Everyone is pleased when they win monopoly!
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Comments (116)
kelzo33 7
Cersei?
qpdoll 19
Oh Jesus Christ you need to get out more
protoskore 27
I had a dream like that about my brother once, and I'm a guy.
thuglife69420 6
Well that escalated quickly
vikky538 29
I just threw up a little while reading this
jasem6d8 11
dreams can mean something. if you dream about sex or marriage and basically most things you will do with a romantic partner. with a family member it usually means that you have a good relationship as far as siblings go of course.
Grisha_fml 18
I clicked "your life sucks" 4 times, and each time I got an error message that there's no internet connection, then I clicked you deserved it and it went through right away... I think it's a conspiracy of some sort :/
cchamberlin1 13
I had a similarly disturbing dream before, and I did some extensive dream interpretation research. Supposedly, to have a sexual dream about a family member means that you miss that family member/want to be closer and have a better relationship with them. Obviously there's no true scientific back-up for that, but it's interesting to me how our dreams can tell us things about our subconscious.
megnifique 14
Dreams actually don't always mean what they think you do - If you actually don't find a conscious attraction to your brother (which if that was the case, i would hope you would seek help elsewhere to deal with these problems) it can actually mean he either has something you want e.g.- A personality trait, looks, money etc.. Or you admire him for an accomplishment. Sounds odd I know, but dream psychology goes a lot deeper than "I wanna bang my sibling" so just think about it :)
titsnbootay 6
Brb about to go drown myself