Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
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Top comments
Mightyrif 23
What the actual **** did I just read.
Skycop_S 23
What's fun for the family, involves 2 to 4 people and can result in pleasure? A board game! Everyone is pleased when they win monopoly!
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Comments (116)
nightstalker94 18
Well i have lost hope in humanity
extremereviews 26
I incest you you never dream about that again
KneelToMyPotato 18
Location location location
PowerOfDin 15
Good thing it was a dream. After that I don't know how I'd look at my brother the same. Fyl
Markie_Carolyn 17
Did this post come from Kentucky?
iFurrhy 11
Tennessee
Saikon1357 25
Oooooh yeaaaaah
nwwaverider 14
I want to claw my eyes out and unread this
Shay_Shay97 23
Incest is best. But no seriously that's nasty you should probably get that checked out.
Mathalamus 25
why? incest isnt something to be ashamed of to think about. especially in an uncontrolled manner like dreams. you just should not act on it, because its illegal. cousins are, however, acceptable even in the western world.
Ginwa 7
#37 you do realize you can't control dreams right? I was told that dreams can just be a jumble of things that happened during that day as your brain tries to store your memories. So if Op saw her brother that day and at some other point was thinking about making out with a guy, it could explain her weird dream.
Zappaz 32
LOL WTF
MiaTheMartian 21
*looks at state* yep