Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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Top comments
ellisp1 15
Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.
sohigh10 34
Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be
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Comments (48)
xxcmb3k3xx 21
I hope you mean ex-girlfriend. Sorry about that though. Many fish in the sea
ellisp1 15
Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.
sohigh10 34
Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be
blueideamonkey97 11
Who says it was one go?
_EnderDoge 22
#3: This is the type of comment I'd expect to get buried.. Good job, I guess?
MajesticRacoon 7
She was still ******* cheating...
sohigh10 34
The FML community is an erratic bunch, not even I expected my comment to be received well
justinb97 16
Maybe they worked well romantically?
WCARlover 35
Having your partner cheat on you would be heartbreaking enough but when there's a family me ever involved too...I can't even imagine how hurt you are. Sorry OP the word family means nothing to some people :(
WCARlover 35
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thawny_fml 21
I mean I almost killed my ex-best friend when I found him in bed with my gf at the time. I can't imagine what I'd do if it were a family member.
YourOpinionSucks 22
Family is the only thing that should mean anything, but once you go ahead and do something like this to a family member, you should be treated like an outsider. I'm happy I don't have a brother to worry about ******* my girl, but if I did and caught them, I'd probably bring a metal bat upside both of their heads. Wanna cheat on me together, you can die together.
tipsyone 22
Wow!! Your brother is a jerk of the highest order!!! I'd disown my brother if he did that
TheNewGuy03 29
Taking "family affair" to a new level
xx000o 27
Maybe you were never meant to be together.
Bearsmomma 30
I'm sure that helpsI
cvirginia222 12
Beat the shit out of your brother and break up with the bitch.
DeadxManxWalking 27
I hope you knocked on his face with your fist
djs_nerd 6
Engage her in MORTAL KOMBAT DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDA
Sora_McKain 36
And now I have the Mortal Kombat theme in my head. Thanks for that.
pharmalady 10
At least you aren't alone in that! MORTAL KOMBAT!