Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
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Top comments
Mightyrif 23
What the actual **** did I just read.
Skycop_S 23
What's fun for the family, involves 2 to 4 people and can result in pleasure? A board game! Everyone is pleased when they win monopoly!
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Comments (116)
Iris_River 15
All the people thinking you can control your dreams and saying OP is messed up. Y'all need to shut the hell up. No one can control their dreams, and their dreams don't always mean what you think they mean.
ssnow_fml 20
Incest is best, keep it in the family.
DaniealThePope 18
Donald trump is the result of incest, so please don't keep it in the family.
gladow 9
What the ****
DaniealThePope 18
Some one has been watching a bit to much game of thrones.
hardcorefan16 22
Who has a sex dream about there brother? That's weird
Ginwa 7
It's not like what you dream about is controllable.
mariri9206 32
It's rare but controlling your dreams can be done, actually. People are aware they're dreaming when they're in their dreams and can change some things. It's called Lucid Dreaming.
jimeple 12
Sometime people need to keep things a dark secret!!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Incest: fun for the whole family.
LilBTheBasedGod 5
Sweet home Alabama
Genos115 15
Incest is wincest !
thearronaut 10
there's the fun and bonding experience of an fml, and then there's just plain oversharing