Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
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Mightyrif 23
What the actual **** did I just read.
Skycop_S 23
What's fun for the family, involves 2 to 4 people and can result in pleasure? A board game! Everyone is pleased when they win monopoly!
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Comments (116)
susubabe29 7
ewww
SnowFangedBeauty 19
*looks at the state* makes sense
mrbman 3
incest is wincest.
junefairy_fml 10
Our brains **** us over in our dreams sometimes. It's ok. It doesn't actually mean you are attracted to your brother (unless you are and ok, you do you), despite what other people may try to tell you. Ours brains pull gunk out of our memory and toss it together into a mess of nightmarish things that can still make us feel good in the dream because we aren't lucid enough to understand it.
NitroCat 4
I wonder if OP living in Tennessee has anything to do with it...
cheezyc 7
Of course Tennessee... Hey sister, you gotta pretty mouth;) You ever heard a pig squeal?
SyntheticWolf 7
*Looks at location* "yep, makes sense"
Bobby319 24
Actually, according to serval medical journals and papers, it's normal to for some reason fantasize about a sibling or even a parent, don't fell ashamed OP it's just your brain doing weird shit to you
tolkien897 15
I can honestly say that Tennessee is just like this. but Kentucky is worse. they actually put "What relation are you to your spouse" on your marriage papers.
RedWolf16 21
Cersei Lannister, is that you?