Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
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Top comments
Mightyrif 23
What the actual **** did I just read.
Skycop_S 23
What's fun for the family, involves 2 to 4 people and can result in pleasure? A board game! Everyone is pleased when they win monopoly!
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Comments (116)
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
Location checks out.
UserError94 18
Because her brother is the only Ten she sees?
PoolDeadio 12
Oh that's nasty
Mathalamus 25
interesting. strange dream happen sometimes.
kaylocca 20
Uh I think you need to go spend some time with guys. Preferably not family members..
KendraLaine 18
Sometimes the people that someone talks to before going to bed pop up in their dreams and unfortunately it was your brother...
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Posted in Tennessee. Sounds about right.
Magnoxidans 19
#wincest ?
Dave_Davington 34
Huh, I always thought it was poor form to get a boner during a make out session.
HoobidibooFox 11
Why?
pedinhuh 23
It's a natural reaction from the male body, I'd be more concerned if that didn't happened.
moekare543 8
thats what you see wrong with this??
Tyrez 32
So what you're saying is you wish it wasn't a dream?
yellowzinnias 20
I love how people think you have control over your dreams. OP, your dream doesn't mean that you want to be incestuous with your brother. From my background in relationship communication, it seems to me to indicate that you have trouble establishing the type of trust & emotional intimacy with men that allows you (and in turn, them) to enjoy the physical part of the relationship. Your dream brother isn't ACTUALLY your brother. He represents a man in your life who you trust that much though, obviously, in a platonic way. I hope you can meet someone you can establish that sort of emotional trust with AND want to sleep with!
flyingflies 36
Finally someone with a rational comment! It happens, everyone has weird dreams that feel good and then creep you out when you wake up.