Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, we were planning to go out to dinner at our favorite restaurant. My kids and I were all dressed and ready to go when my husband waltzes in with fast food. He said he found some coupons for a free family meal. The kids and I got upset and he said, "I didn't have to get this for you guys." FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
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Top comments
rgkkk 17
Did he want fries with it?
RichardPencil 32
Where is this fast-food place that serves divorces? Asking for a friend, of course.
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Comments (12)
rgkkk 17
Did he want fries with it?
mfranks19891989 10
And a shake
skippydoda 32
ice cream machine is broken
RichardPencil 32
Where is this fast-food place that serves divorces? Asking for a friend, of course.
bewareimaninja 5
To bad theyre so damn expensive because I could use one
RichardPencil 32
That's what I hear from my friend. I tell him the old joke: Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
bloopaloop 27
Is it because you got supersized?
mfranks19891989 10
Wow the economy must be horrible when you live if your divorce lawyer works part time at a fast food joint
bl3ur0z3 17
I'm not sure what your favorite fast food place is, but a divorce isn't a typical drive thru menu option.
skippydoda 32
Vegas?
Brightside86 31
That's pretty clever. I don't think I'd drop that on someone when they are driving though.