Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Today, as a teacher, I saw a younger boy kick an older boy in the crotch and I reported it in our online system. Despite typical consequences for violence (automatic suspension), the department head, a drinking buddy of the boy's parents, gave him only a single detention. Now, the department head is harassing me for reporting the incident. FML
Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
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Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
You should get a restraining order against her. She's clearly out of her mind.
pinkchocoa 15
Fire her son
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Comments (45)
Ashamed_Sister 60
You should get a restraining order against her. She's clearly out of her mind.
Ryan8878 21
No wonder her son drinks with a mother like that.
Sports_guy3 28
FYL, but isn't he allowed to drink? He's older than 21.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Of course he's allowed to drink, I don't think that was the issue. However showing up to teach student well intoxicated may be a slight issue. Not many jobs are all over you coming to work drunk regardless of if you legally can drink.
Oley 27
Yes he's allowed to drink. Doesn't mean he should show up to a teaching job, drunk....
pinkchocoa 15
Fire her son
michaelaranda 28
I mean, he showed up to teach kids while he was drunk. fire his ass op.
ComoEsJuan 24
In some counties, like the one in which I work, you can't be fired for showing up drunk if you admit to having a problem. The county will then send you to get treatment. Then, if you don't go, you can be fired.
michaelaranda 28
ops in the us. you can get fired for showing up drunk.
holeyman 8
Teachers union in California helped a teacher retire and get his FULL benefits after frosting cookies with his sperm and feeding them to the kids. Showing up drunk isn't even a big deal to them
Cazz91 21
That is beyond messed up #51. I would like to know what possessed that man to do such a thing in the first place.
Xquisite1 28
Google."Mark Berndt". A very sick perverse bastard. He fed them his semen on plastic spoons as well while they were blindfolded and he also allowed cockroaches to crawl on their faces as well in addition to the semen-coated cookies.
rabbitprooffence 14
Wow, I hope that by "discipline" you mean "fire", it sounds like this teacher isn't all that grown up himself!
fakedsincerity 32
he's clearly a mummy's boy still if he needs her to come fight his battles for him.
bakedgoods_ 3
or for that matter, you should be fired for not firing him! xD
Grauncho 27
Mommy is mad because you put her little boy I'm timeout.
cakefete2 31
Her son really needs to man up, stop running to mommy to fight his battles, and sober up.
Tomato_Cheese 22
You are timeout.
Angelic_Author 16
He's not still teaching, is he? O.o
kathryn14 19
Wow. I hope you at least suspended him or something. "Disciplined" doesn't sound like a harsh enough word here.
cakefete2 31
Would you prefer spank? I'd prefer spank. I bet if his mother did that he'd be sober in class.
JMichael 26
How dare you discipline that poor man for doing what he loves!!! You're so unprofessional!
purebliss_fml 19
Oh mothers.. When will they let go?
cakefete2 31
Usually, when either they or the son dies. Usually.... Some show up at the Long Island Medium's house like, "can you delivery a message to my son?"
purebliss_fml 19
Mums are pretty cool, except when they go a bit psycho like the mother OP had to deal with. By the way... What on earth is Long Island medium house?
pame7a 1
It's a show. She communicates with those passed on.
fakedsincerity 32
you mean they claim to communicate with them.
catkat1988 17
I'm not sure what exactly is meant by "discipline", but that teacher should've been fired - especially if he was drunk in front of the kids. As for his mother, I fail to see how her threats could be anything but completely empty - she is not in any position of power over you.
imKirby 7
Lol