Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Ironically both of those things are timeless
thebeanishere 8
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.
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Comments (187)
ohmandapants 17
Maybe you should have given him the gift of CONDOMS.
Buzzy123 7
Better to give then receive I guess
jasin13 5
I call BS.
ChloroformPanda 21
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
stevenmx86 8
63, my wife's engagement ring was $500 don't speak when you don't have any idea. Besides, my original statement was using a ring as an indication of a commitment the watch may have been but you can't assume that without her calling it an engagement gift.. People are so
JinxosGirl87 0
Don't lie; it was a ring from the gumball machine, wasn't it?
ImDB8 0
I see what you did there
didthatreallyhap_fml 14
OMG THAT IS SOOOOO SAD!!! I couldn't imagine being in your place and not being behind bars. you should've stomped that dudes balls to pieces smh.
ifmlftw 0
you shouldnt buy someone a rolex on the 3 month anniversary. trololololo
didthatreallyhap_fml 14
um... i think anniversaries are a YEARLY thing not weekly...
SkardeyKat 3
Wow, he gave you a gift that will last a lifetime. And all you got him was a Rolex? You should have given him a swift kick in the nuts. I guess it's not too late for that. :)
curlypink1214 0
Boon roasted.